Brrrrrrrrrrrrr...cont'd

Day three of no heat. Hopefully tomorrow. Tomorrow, as in the same day all my family members arrive for the holidays. Family members, as in my parents, sister, brother-in-law and neice.  The last three have never seen our cozy little home, in all its IKEA-first-mortgage glory. By the time they arrive, we'll probably be able to see our breath. And do we have enough food?  What about wine?  Will 10 bottles be enough? 

So, to recap my current state of affairs:  Am freezing to death in a luxury condo, totally broke because of a leak and a goddamn bird's nest in said condo, completely skitched out over the whole holiday entertaining thing, and quite possibly a little drunk.