Thank goodness it's Wednesday, because Wednesday means I can be lazy and just post some crap about tomorrow's Thursday Haiku Smackdown.
Tomorrow morning, get your 'ku on over at Zoot's. She'll have a post and a little fluffy comments board all ready for you.
She also made the Smackdown its very own website! It rocks and is so pretty. It also very nearly killed her, so y'all better sing her some major 5-7-5 praises tomorrow.
Now (and I know this may confuse some people) HaikuSmackdown.com is NOT going to be hosting the Smackdown. Like, ever. Because all of us? Are dirty, filthy hits-and-comments whores. We're not giving up our mad Thursday traffic just to make it a little easier on you. Sorry about that. But HaikuSmackdown.com will be your portal to all things haiku -- results, haiku count, permanent archives, and of course, the location of the next Smackdown. So love it, bookmark it, sacrifice small animals to it, whatever. Just don't post your 'kus there because we'll laugh at you.
Obligatory crap for newbies: Haikus are poems. They don't...wait, I don't need to tell you all this basic stuff anymore...it's all on the website! Whee! So go to HaikuSmackdown.com (what's that address again? HaikuSmackdown.com?) and read about Smackdowns Through History, all our stupid rules and also how brilliant Miss Zoot is.