Yes, Amy Is Still Going On About Her Foot
April 14, 2004
Did I mention that Jason had his camera phone with him in the ER?
12:45 a.m. "Where the fuck is that nurse with my ice chips and narcotics? And I'm about to shove a bedpan up that guy's ass if he doesn't stop moaning about it."
12:52 a.m. The victim. 26 years old, seven and a half inches in length. Was wearing sparkly red polish at the time of the attack. Don't be deceived by the pretty, unsullied white skin. She hurts from the inside.
1:13 a.m. This is your wife, not on drugs and not amused. Whee.