Behold, I am a Genius
May 21, 2004
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
My grades are in. I got an A in both classes.
And it turns out I DID make them slut finals my bitches. Hardcore bitches. 98% on my Communication & the Law final. NINETY-EIGHT PER-FUCKING-CENT. The professor asked if I was considering a LEGAL CAREER. And THAT is how you make a final yo' bitch, people.
And for the Negotiation & Conflict Management one? 99.5%. I missed a single half point, even though I thought I was making shit up left and right. It was the highest grade IN THE CLASS. Behold! I wrecked the curve and I am FUCKING PROUD OF IT.
As for that last-minute anxiety-dream paper that I had to write in like, six hours, I got an A minus. And I am PISSED about that fucking minus.
But anyway, I'm officially smart and officially all graduated. I skipped commencement (was last Saturday) as Vegas won out over boring speeches and a dorky cap by a very large margin. Too bad I wasn't smart enough to not lose money at blackjack.
Maybe I should take a class. Maybe I should get my Master's. Maybe I should shut up.
You can get your Master's in Blackjack? That's cool.
And that is why you are the Queen of Everything. Congratulations curve-wrecker.
*supplicating* oh my Queen, your light shines o'er lo the mighty kingdom.
Congratulations! That is the best feeling in the world.
PS. Thanks for your comment on my blog. I feel as if I had a brush with fame.
Congratulations! That is the best feeling in the world.
PS. Thanks for your comment on my blog. I feel as if I had a brush with fame.
Congrats! You rock.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I opted for the mailbox graduation ceremony, too. It's more fun than people might think. You can dance a little, hug yourself, even do a little moon-walking.
I'm proud of you! And now you can hold your head up when our children ask if YOU had to go to stinky college.
I thought I wanted to do graduate work as soon as I graduated, but the further I get in school the less I care. Congratulations on Graduating!
Congrats on the grades,as well as the graduatin'. OOO, now yer all smartened up, yep!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Now my drunk text and voice messages will be from a smarty COLLEGE GRADUATE.
Oh neat
Congrats
You rock supremely. And I skipped my graduation too. Really at that point I just didn't care anymore. Hell, I only got the diploma framed last year and that only because Beth took it and got it framed. Damn, I'm lazy.
Yay!! Congrats!! Excellent results :)
Congratulations!!!
Wooooo! Congrats.
Dude. I feel like a total tool. I walked at both my graduations. I'm such a dork.
Dude. I feel like a total tool. I walked at both my graduations. I'm such a dork. but congrats to you! Way to go...
You are simply amazing. Way to go! :)
*sniff sniff* did you decide since you are now so smart you can leave us and not blog anymore? Don't you know some of us (certainly not ME!) refresh this page a gagillion times a day? *sniff* Because blogrolling hasnt said you have updated, but sometimes blogrolling is wrong so we have to check for ourselves and see? *sniff*
oh. okay - so you have a life? Yeah - uh sorry to harass you.
Congratulations to you! And a bit of advice...don't go for your Master's. Grad school sucks your will to live. Ok, maybe that was just me. But it's a hell of a commitment either way.
That is rockin!!! Congrats!
CONGRATS! Excellent job! Man,I know how that feels! Best feeling ever!