Merry Christmas to Everyone Except the United States Postal Service
Happy Birthday, You Huge Freaking Pain in the Ass

The Post-Christmas Pre-Birthday Drunkening

Merry Day After.

I can't give details on our Christmas Day right now, mostly because I'm a littloe bit drnuk. But tomorrow is my birthday! Like, in an hour! Happy birthday meeeeee. I will be 27. Which means I am still young and youthful, so suck it, older people. And younger people? Well, I probably make more money than you, so you can suck it too.

(druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnke.)

OKay, enough typing about me rationalizing my birthday as being not that old even though, ogh my God, I am so in my late 20s and not totally world-famous yet, which blows.

HERE ARE (wHOOPs) some Christmas-y-ish photos to fill up some space. I am going to get more wine now. Or maybe some like, extra dry sherry, because I'm FUCKING OLD.

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Amy's Mom + Craftiness - Real and Actual Grandchildren = Stockings For Pets

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Cat + Catnip + Wee Stocking = We could help him get his head unstuck, but we'd rather just laugh and take pictures.

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Christmas Tree + Wine + Tripod = The last time I'll do this damn mathematical-type photo caption, I promise

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I got a My Little Pony for Christmas. Did you? I was going to keep it in the box for display purposes, but was overcome with desire to comb its hair within five minutes.

(I got lots more than this, though. Like Coach bags! Many things Coach! And Tiffany's! Because I am loved and spoiled.)

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Good God, I fucking hate you. So very, very much.

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I would hate you, but I'm too stupid to grasp the concept. Instead? I will just poop on the upstairs carpet.

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Ceiba: I will save you!

Max: Hey HamsterDog, I hate this hat, but I hate you more, so fuck the fuck off, mm'kay?

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Christmas is hard work. And I totally cashed Max's bag of catnip. Sweeet.

(I started this post at 11 p.m. on December 26th. It is now 12:38 a.m. on December 27th. So Happy Birthday to me, and also, photo essays are hell damn time consuming. Am too old to be wasting my life like this.)

Comments

bond girl

Happy birthday, drunk girl!!!
I hope it's all kinds of fabulous. Also, I wanna see pictures of the Coach purse(s) and stuff from Tiffany's, because I'm a shallow, materialistic bitch like that too.

Mir

HAAAAAAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I heart you! I hope you have a most fantabulous day, my dear! :)

Pratt

Happy Birthday your majesty....
Have a wonderful drunken day Amalah!

Anne A.

Awww, those pics were GREAT!!! And, My Little Pony? What a lucky girl! Happy BDay Amalah!!!!

Scarlett Cyn

Happy Birthday Darling Amy!!!! Much LOAVE for you on your birthday.

Wonderful pics. I laughed my ass off (captions? Killed me, but in a good way!)

Also? Um. Cut line with the old crap, willya? Cause last time I checked, I'm older than you, now aren't I? Hmmmm?????

Happy B-day again sweetie! Mwah!

Sarah

That picture of Max and Ceiba may be the funniest picture I have ever seen. I cannot stop laughing.

HAVE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY!

Nikki-ann

Happy Birthday! I hope you're just as merry & drunk today as you were yesterday! :) Have a great time!

Oliquig

Happy Birthday! Max's expression is priceless in that hat. You might want to sleep with the door locked, in case there is revenge being plotted.

Dabney

Happy Birthday, Amy! May 2005 bring you more stuff from Coach and Tiffany.

Kristie

Happy Birthday!

Princess

Happy Birthday Amalah!!! I hope you have a great year!

Lauren

Happy Happy Birthday!

Lisa

Happy Birthday- I love the picture of Max- I laughed out loud. Happy 2005- you are world famous!

Janna

Yea! Happy birthday!

(...and please don't drink and climb ladders...)

Jasara

Happy Happy Birthday to YOU! :)

Mary

Happy birthday Ms. Amy!

We got tons of My Little Ponies for Christmas, but they were ALL for my daughter. Uh-huh, I totally did NOT hold one up in the air so she couldn't get it and screech, "JUST A MINUTE, I'M COMBING HER HAIR!!!"

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* happy birthday *

i'm off to go suck it now . . .

Heather

Happy, happy birthday! I, too, am off to go suck it.

Coleen

Happy Happy birthday, Amalah!

(sucking it now)

Sarcomical

you are too too TOOOOOO cute and your tree is pretty and your pets are squishy.

and you are younger than me, so yay! for you, and sucky blech for me. Happy Birthday!

and tiffany's? you are one spoiled beeyatch.

mwah!

kalisah

Happy Birthday! And your tree is really pretty! Congrats on that. I never got ours up this year. Course, last year? I left it up until August. So probably a good thing not to assemble again so soon.

tone

Happy Birthday Amalah! Drunk near-holiday birthdays really are more fun!

mzm

Happy Birthday!! Sounds like you're having a ball...

Dr. Johnny Fever

Your dog makes me want to go to Taco Bell.

Fraulein

Happy Biiiirthday! Whoop it up and have a great one, 'cause Max? Is totally gonna git you.

Marcia

We have a birthday girl in the house too but she is not drunk because she is 4. Give her some time.

(I usually don't comment but it's your special day and all...so, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!)

Manda

happy birthday, your highness! :)

Anette

Happy Birthday, a bit to late but it still counts anyway. I hope.

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