The 2005 Amalah Hot List
January 01, 2005
In lieu of resolutions, I present my predictions for the people, places and things that will rock and/or fuck with my world this year...
XM Radio
Carpet on stairs that Max suddenly likes to pee on
The Next Grilleration George Foreman Grill with removable grill plates
The word "grilleration"
TOO CLOSE TO CALL Sanity
Hangovers
The word "bling"
Fuzzy slipper Ceiba is currently destroying
Miniature Pinscher skin slippers
Snoop Dogg (Thanks to my ho Granola Spice, bizzitch)
Volcano phobia
Gym membership
Hateration
Bitchitude
Warm fuzzies
TOO CLOSE TOO CALL Condo's heat ever working again
Jason Bateman
Wil Wheaton
Number of unread email messages (currently 299)
Burt's Bees Carrot Nutritive Body Lotion
Up with people
Down with asshats
Bosom Buddies
Reality TV
Thanksgiving leftovers still in fridge
TOO CLOSE TO CALL Notify List
Stock options
A diversified Roth IRA and a fully funded 401(k)
Wondering what happened to the Amy with the pink hair and Doc Martens
Pizza places where everybody knows your name
This entry
Trust me, Chipotle with most definitely rock your world!
Happy New Year Amy and Jason! (and Max and Ceiba too!)
Thats really too bad about the fuzzy slippers.
Down with asshats, indeed!
Wait, I got it:
"And they call them Puppy Gloves"
Down with Asshats needs to be on a t-shirt....
correct about wil wheaton and chipolte. unless it is a wil wheaton on a burrito.
Will you hate me terribly if I add an up arrow for Seth Meyers of SNL, who is my absolute celebrity crush, and who was coming off the subway on New Years when Real Boy and I were getting on--and who is even cuter and taller in real life? And for whom I then wanted to jump up and down while yelling "he's even cuter and taller in real life" but could not because a) do I really need to be the crazy person on the subway? and b) the boyfriend was right there. Sigh.
Well good luck with the down arrows. Now the Up arrow on the XM radio I must agree with, oh yeah. I've listened all day. I love it..
Happy New Year............
The hub and I were in DC for New Years (Cashion's...a place we usually love, but let us down for dinner). We were driving through town and I spied Ceiba (the restaurant) and thought of you.
Happy New Year!
Love this entry. Happy New Year!
So I was just flippin' through your archives, yo, cuz I need to catch up and not be so outsidish, and I found your link to rumandmonkey.com. My new ghetto name is WANKMASTER WEED. Say what?
I am totally offended - but am now going to call myself this when drinking. Which is often, yo.
Love, Wankmaster "Wanky" Weed
Ain't no thizzle, my bizzle! Fo rizzle.
Hee. Down with asshats. Right on, sister.
I'm sorry, are you saying that hangovers will ROCK your world? If so, I would definitely like YOUR hangovers more than my own.
LOVE my new XM radio!
Doesn't everybody know that Chipotle is owned by McDonald's?!
Yes, yes, we are all aware of that. But I really don't care, because there are just some days when I can't thank the Baby Jesus enough for inventing the Egg McMuffin.