The 2005 Amalah Hot List
January 01, 2005
In lieu of resolutions, I present my predictions for the people, places and things that will rock and/or fuck with my world this year...
Carpet on stairs that Max suddenly likes to pee on
The Next Grilleration George Foreman Grill with removable grill plates
The word "grilleration"
TOO CLOSE TO CALL Sanity
The word "bling"
Fuzzy slipper Ceiba is currently destroying
Miniature Pinscher skin slippers
Snoop Dogg (Thanks to my ho Granola Spice, bizzitch)
TOO CLOSE TOO CALL Condo's heat ever working again
Number of unread email messages (currently 299)
Burt's Bees Carrot Nutritive Body Lotion
Up with people
Down with asshats
Thanksgiving leftovers still in fridge
TOO CLOSE TO CALL Notify List
A diversified Roth IRA and a fully funded 401(k)
Wondering what happened to the Amy with the pink hair and Doc Martens
Pizza places where everybody knows your name