So Long And Thanks For All the Fish
May 09, 2005
Ultrasound today! Woo!
Last night I dreamt that Jason and I had a pet baby dolphin, until I accidentally cooked it in the oven. I was so distraught over the death that I woke up at 4 a.m. in a cold sweat. I'd say this dream stems from 1) my deep secret fear of giving birth to a dolphin, or from 2) seeing The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy yesterday.
I was all set to go with number 2, until I basically had the same dream again, only this time, it was a turtle, and Tana from The Apprentice believed the turtle was the reincarnated form of her mom. She was REALLY MAD when I accidentally cooked her turtle mom.
So basically, I am crazy, and should not be allowed near the oven.
Anyway, my ultrasound is at 9 a.m., but then we have to go tour daycare centers and possibly bribe our way into a better slot on the waiting lists, and then I have to go renew the inspection on my car before I get another ticket and have no more money to bribe daycare centers.
So y'all will have to wait until this afternoon for The Big Babalah Genital Unveiling (provided the kid isn't all modest or something) (which is a trait it will need to get over since its mother plans to document its every bowel movement on the Internet someday), so it's time to officially Place Your Bets.
Boy, girl or dolphin?