Four Days Later & Still A Big Sappy Pile of Sap
Wednesday Advice Smackdown

The Belly At Dawn

29 Weeks

(Boxers and undershirt from the Jason Storch collection. Permission was not obtained for their usage in this photo nor as pajamas the night before. The author of this website makes no claims of permanent ownership, however, she maintains that she has full property rights to any and all underwear currently in her house, particularly if it's the only stuff that fits.)

(Also, she is not liable for damages if undershirt is returned in a permanently stretched-out condition, because it was totally like that when she found it.)

Comments

wn

Such a round belly for such a cute little lady!
CUTE
When are you due again? I bet you're gonna see feet and elbows through that belly (if you haven`t already)

Martha

That's the first rule of pregnancy: you get custody of all stretchy boxers.

Nice belly!

Chris

I usually want to smack people who quote Star Wars with a flyswatter, so why does "That's no moon. It's a space station" keep running through my head?

Oh - because I'm a closeted geek with questionable taste in humor.

Cute pic!

Zoe

Too cute :)

Chris

I usually want to smack people who quote Star Wars with a flyswatter, so why does "That's no moon. It's a space station" keep running through my head?

Oh - because I'm a closeted geek with questionable taste in humor.

Cute pic!

Lori

Cutie pants! Plus, a new snarkywood article! HOORAY!!!!

Am dork.

Lori

Lurve the belly...but I wore my fiance's drawers and I wasn't even pregnant, so what does that say about me?? Wah.

PLUS, an new Snark at The Snarkywood! MY LIFE IS HEREBY COMPLETE.

Am a dork loser, but still heart you.

Lori

Lurve the belly...but I wore my fiance's drawers and I wasn't even pregnant, so what does that say about me?? Wah.

PLUS, a new Snark at The Snarkywood! MY LIFE IS HEREBY COMPLETE.

Am a dork loser, but still heart you.

Lori

And cemented the dork loseriness by posting that last comment twice. Please forgive, as I am still on pain medication. Carry on.

anna

Those poor borrowed t-shirts will never be the same. We had to by a whole new shirt collection for my husband.

Shiz

Hear! Hear! You are so right.

And kinda darling. Squee! There's a wee boy in that bump!

Amalah

Typepad's gone beserk, y'all, what with the sloooooowwww-loading comments and the double-posting.

Hit "Post" once and then walk away and like, wash your car or something. Your comment should probably be published by then.

Amy

Squee! A new snark.

Everyone says you get WAY bigger in the last month. So you have that going for you...which is nice.

honestyrain

such a pretty baby belly. beautiful.

CrazyRideLady

I think there's some kind of pregnancy clause that allows you full usage of all the clothing of the father so you're totally within the boundaries of the law.

BIYF

personally, i'd sue... those disclaimers never hold up in court...

OWWWW...

sorry, on the advice of spounsel, I've decided to retract my previous statment... carry on

Marlena

Amalah, my your stretch marks be few, your joys be many and the painkillers abundant..

Much love!

Real Girl

The belly gets to experience everything a full few seconds before the rest of you! You can stick it out the door and ask how the weather is...

drea

From my point of view, the boxers are pink, and therefore fair game . Any other color might become harder to defend.

nanann

Wow -- I am SO jealous. I would *much* prefer to have lost my belly-button and be without stretchmarks -- instead, I am due just before you (edd 9.8.05) and still have a bellybutton but the stretchmarks have taken over!

Best of luck in remaining stretch-mark free!

Val

Beautiful! I wish my belly looked like that when I was preggo.

Humor Girl

lol...You are absolutely adorable!

reenie

If ONLY I fit into my husband's boxers. And I'm not pregnant. You have a belly most pregnant women would kill for. (BTW, your mushy post brought tears to my eyes...Squishy is GO-geous!)

warcrygirl

Yes, you do experience quite a growth spurt in your last trimester. Looks like you're going to have yourself a good 8 pounder at least. For some reason I was thinking you'd have a small baby; 8 lbs is about average.

I'll wait until after you've given birth to tell you how much both of mine weighed. ;)

Kitty

Heeee. And see? You wrote the disclaimer, so Jason can't get mad at you. Very smart. ;)

Karla

Yow, what a cute belly! I remember with fondness the cute belly of my pregnancy. And then, later on, when it morphed into something the size of a mid-size SUV and I kept accidentally banging it into doorways as I tried to lumber through--yep, I remember that, too. Much nicer to have the baby out of there. Congratulations!

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