It's Especially Good Because I Could Really Go For Some Pinot Grigio Right Now
May 23, 2006
You know what though? I'm totally not going to play this all coy and cutesy and "oh I'm the worst mother ever, boo hoo hoo" so y'all will make me feel better about the three-inch gash and goose-eggy-black-and-blue mark on my baby's head, because right after it happened I was able to find an ice pack that came with my breast pump and didn't have to use our wine bottle cooler.
I may actually be the greatest mother of all time.