July 26, 2006
Or, From the Department of Yes. Yes! This Right Here is Totally What I Need Right Now
We interrupt (okay, "mercifully kill") today's liveblogging spectacular (okay, "spectacularly boring") with some breaking news:
Son of a bitch.
No, seriously. This is so totally awesome of you, District of Columbia.
Okay, yes. We probably deserve it. In fact, it's probably a bit of a goddamned miracle that we've never been booted before, but...but...
*looks down, kicks a rock and mutters some profanities*
Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to have a margarita or four and really get this packing party started, and by "started" you know I mean "shot straight to hell, ensuring that I will arrive in California with a suitcase full of sweaters, ugly shoes and diamanté pasties."