So my camera phone battery died about 20 minutes into our day, I kept sending photos with mistyped captions and no titles and then shrieking "CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL" and the stupid bitch phone apparently doesn't respond to voice commands, no matter HOW emphatically delivered.
All in all, the compulsive need to remain connected to my stupid website seriously harshed on my buzz. My Pinot buzz.
We're flying home tomorrow. To see the baby who doesn't miss us at all, but I hear the dog seems kinda sad. Maybe.