For Some Reason, I Blame the Internet
November 08, 2006
Okay, so remember the time I posted a picture of my exciting new toilet paper holder? (I mean, of course you do! How could you forget?) And a whole slew of you were all, OMFG YOUR PAPER IS UNDER AND IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE OVER I AM HAVING A STROKE NOW AAAEEEIIIIIIII?
Honestly, the whole thing made me want to create an entire personality test based solely on toilet-paper-hanging preferences. Which I did. Look!
OVER: Sort of nuts, crazed OCD type-A types who probably get those eyelid twitches a lot.
UNDER: Laid back, easy-going types who probably know where to score good weed.
Anyway, my absolute favorite comment came from Jes:
"My husband and I are both OCD. And we like our toilet paper OVER. So much, in fact, that when I go over to friend's houses and the TP is headed the wrong direction? I fix it for them.
And I think I'm doing them a favor."
Ha! She's funny. The idea of anybody being that crazy as to FLIP OTHER PEOPLE'S TOILET PAPER is funny. So very, very funny.
Somebody who came to our open house on Sunday flipped our toilet paper.
Somebody who has obviously never lived with a toddler.
If it was one of you I want you to tell me. I won't be mad, I promise. I just want to make sure I have the proper spelling of your name on the restraining order.
Also: Max thinks you're all nuts.
(Okay. Deep breath here, but you know what? I cannot take it anymore and neither can my mom.)