Things I Have Used Leftover Packing Tape For This Glorious Holiday Season
December 24, 2006
1) Wrapping Christmas presents.
2) Hanging stockings.
3) Repairing busted-ass vertical blinds.
4) A tipsy and misguided attempt at creating cleavage.
5) Many malicious hours of entertainment.
Merry Christmas, Internet. If you were here I'd feed you some cookies, and then I'd get drunk and stick bows on your butt.