No wait, let's try that in Swedish:
Except that I got a pot rack for $9.99, a really cute clock that ticks SO! FREAKING! LOUD! and a dozen picture frames in a size I do not have any pictures for, like fuck, dude.
Oh. And did you know the post office sends you coupons when you move? Including a 20% off coupon for IKEA?
Did you know that coupon does you no good if you leave it at home?
Oh. And we bought Noah a giant inflatable turtle. Because we really, really suck at the whole "OMG HE LIKES IT LOOK HE SMILED AT IT WE MUST BUY IT SO HE MAY IGNORE IT COMPLETELY ONCE IT IS TAKING UP COPIOUS SPACE IN OUR LIVING ROOM" thing.
Still, is pretty cute, no?
Hint! It inflates with a hair dryer and not by blowing into it for 20 minutes, dumbass.