For all of you stay-at-home or work-at-home types.
(The rest of you may return to your precious dignity now, thank you.)
Question 1: When you are at home alone during the day, do you close the bathroom door?
A) If yes, skip to Question 2.
B) If no, do you ever forget and leave the door open when
your significant other is home?
1) If no, skip to Question 2.
2) If yes, do you ever leave the door open when your
significant other is standing like, right there?
a) If no, skip to Question 2.
b) If yes, do you at least apologize?
i) If yes, skip to Question 2.
ii) If no, hi. You are officially gross and sad. Like
me! Let's make out.
Question 2: WELL LA DEE FREAKING DA, ISN'T YOU ALL KINDS OF FANCY?