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MulletWatch 2007: OVER

The Curious Incident of the Pizza in the Night-Time

Or, Why You Should Not Be Lazy and Leave Your Trash On the Back Porch, Just Put Your Damn Shoes On and Put the Damn Bag in the Damn Trash Can:

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She's all, "Shit. What?"

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Her little purseness is really the last bastion of yuppiehood we've got going for us these days, and probably the only thing keeping us from full-on whitetrashville, I think.

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Hee. I love her.

Comments

Jaime

How awesome that you can just go in your backyard and play in the snow. On second thought, I probably wouldn't say that if it was my backyard. I live in Phoenix, no snow here. Ever.

Robyn

Puppies do love their pizza.

HollowSquirrel

At least it wasn't Chinese leftovers. That'd be ugly.

AmyM

Awww, wookit Ceiba. Now....WHERE IS MAX?

Katie

Delurking to say OMG--Ceiba is too cute...even when she is stealing cold pizza from the trash! :) My 4 pound chihuahua Lola's vice is fried chicken. Small dogs and greasy foods do not mix. 'Nuff said.

Robbi

Ha, too funny! I love how she brought it up to the door and everything.

Dani

I love your pursedog!

Robbi

Ha, too funny! I love how she brought it up to the door and everything.

Zoot

I think she assumed it was her reward for having to go into the snow. That's what my dogs would think.

Erin

Ha, sweet! She looks like she thinks she's going to bring the pizza inside to chew on.. "Hey, ma! Look what I found! It wants to come home with me!"

Amy M

Adorable! It's like she's proud of her accomplishment and parading it around. There would have been no photographic evidence of my black lab stealing pizza - he eats too damn fast!

MMM

So did you let her finish the pizza, or did you take it away from her? It was pretty cold out, and she probably worked pretty hard to get that. ;^)

Melinda

I'm loving that the top google ad I see is "Dog Proof Trash Can". He he!

lhd

you THREW perfectly good pizza away?????????

Avalon

Do you normally toss whole pieces of Pizza in your trash? If so, don't be surprised when you find me on your back porch instead of Ceiba.

Tirzah

She's just an innocent little doggie who lurves her some pizza!

Britt

Lucky lucky little dog!

My wiener isn't allowed any people food 'cept veggies (she loves loves loves snap peas)

Wieners are very prone to chunkiness, so she misses out on all the goodies.

Pizza=never!

Flo-Queen of the Bad Mommies

So cute. Even stealing food from the trash.

earlyduckie

You think that's bad? We leave the Diaper Jeanie liner sitting on our front porch! White-Trash here we COME!

Flo-Queen of the Bad Mommies

So cute. Even stealing food from the trash.

jasmine

We were just worried about how trashy our house looks when we walked home from the bus today. Lets see, dead christmas tree on the front lawn? check. broken toilet under tarp? dead plants on porch? check. christmas wreath dangling from mailbox? check. check check check.

jasmine

We were just worrying about how trashy our house looks when we walked home from the bus today. Lets see, dead christmas tree on the front lawn? check. broken toilet under tarp? dead plants on porch? check. christmas wreath dangling from mailbox? check. check check check.

jasmine

We were just worrying about how trashy our house looks when we walked home from the bus today. Lets see, dead christmas tree on the front lawn? check. broken toilet under tarp? dead plants on porch? check. christmas wreath dangling from mailbox? check. check check check.

jody2ms

Can I have her? ;*)

Vaguely Urban

I love how she reassures us with her eyes that, yes, this is a rather large slice of pizza clamped between my jaws, but I totally have it under control. Do not concern yourself with my pizza consumption.

The Yap

What is leftover pizza? I wouldn't know. Except the kind that got left out overnight in a frat house back in college. Maybe Ceiba is craving a little frat party?

ali

Nous aimons la Ceiba.

Claire

I thought my dog was the only one who lays across the steps like that. Except she's bigger than Ceiba and likes to sleep there when we're bringing down laundry or something.


Either way, too cute!

Erica

"If I stand very still the human will not notice me and I can slowly eat the pizza."

Sarah Marie

OMG what a preshus little forager you have!!!!!!!! Seriously, can she get any cuter yet tough at the same time? I love how her ears are folded down in the second pic.

Fi

I hope there were 3 pizzas involved on this evening because otherwise somebody really didn't eat their share of pizza.

Also, could I please have your dog?

Ellie's Mommie

I must admit that I'm guilt of this. However, since my neighbors don't leave their doorway to assure that their dog doesn't poop on my front step, I in no way feel guilty about the matter. In fact, I'm just proud of myself for getting the trash to the front porch so my boyfriend can take it to the dumpster when he gets home from work. I love your dog though. Absolutely adorable!

Starbuck

At least Ceiba was kind enough to wait until she was outside. My dog dragged garbage from the kitchen to the living room yesterday. I'm still not speaking to her. Also, she ate so many ziploc bag shreds that I am hopeful her poop come be all bundled up and ready for disposal.

Ceiba is adorable and I can see why you love her.

Starbuck

Pardon my poor grammar. It's the whitetrashville in me, I think.

tiffany


the return of ceiba.
fantastic.

LollypopFuzz

All I can think of is how cold her tiny toes must be from running around in the snow! That is one pup that is not going to be putting her feet on anyone more than once tonight...

christie

hehehe

missbanshee

Now all we need for WhiteTrashVille is a picture of Ceiba curled up in The Tire eating her pizza while Noah wanders around in just a dirty diaper and Amalah shaving her head while smoking a cig and eating Cheetos.

Andrea

Ceiba is adorable :)

My minpin has figured out how to open the trash can too. Good times :)

Kanigget

Ha! That pizza is almost as big as her. First there was pride, then there was shame, then Ceiba was behind, or rather under, bars. Poor, little cutey.

angela

She looks so pleased with herself. She's quite the hunter and gatherer.

Fairly Odd Mother

Mmmmm, I love cold pizza too! I hope the pizza was on top of the trash or did she strew it all over your yard first?

Alyndabear

Hah - Ceiba's a pup after my own heart. Clever wee thing. She looks very, very content.

Liz

She's awfully cute, but I can't believe you threw away a perfectly good breakfast like that!!

Oh, and Jaime, it would be nice if this were actual snow to play in. It's actually thick ice, from the ice storm that hit the east coast last week. No fun at all!

Suzy Q

WTF is up with that SNOW in your backyard? Looks chilly!

I LOVE Ceiba starring in The Case of the Purloined Pizza! I hereby dub her Nancy Drool.

Sarah

Conan Doyle rocks the world (and is so handy for providing literary reference points!).

Ari (Baking and Books)

She is such a cutie, what's not to love!

Eva

Ok your adorable yuppie symbol of a dog is WAY brighter and braver than my own little yuppie pug. Love how she is just far too civilized to eat pizza OUTDOORS. And how she maybe thinks she went out hunting and was finally successful - years of rooting through garbage finally paid off in the ultimate trophy kill. Mount this one over the fireplace baby, it's a beauty.

kerrianne

Chris and I want a dog SO BADLY. It's unreal. We just killed our first fish this week. After SEVEN days. We are officially not fish people.

Maria

Ceiba!

What you didn't put it out there for HER?!

My purse dogs are such primadonna's they will not step outside in inclement weather.

nonsoccermom

That is too cute. Maybe I should get a little purse dog...

Brian

She's like an ant - lifting food items that are 10 times her own weight. Strong little pup!

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