...and so little actual life experience.
Which means it's redirect time here, since I have nothing left to talk about. Except how pretty it is outside and how much better lying around on a gigantic-ass parachute in the backyard sounds over...you know...MORE GODDAMNED BLOGGING.
So! For those of you interested in hearing more about the goofy pink hair and seeing another photo or two, please to be clicking over to the Advice Smackdown at AlphaMom.com. There you shall be rewarded with a rare treasure: an entire post about my hair, which dude! I never talk about my hair. Never! Do I even have hair? I honestly hadn't noticed.
For those of you interested in hearing about what a huge ass I am around minor celebrites, please to be clicking over to MamaPop.com. There are also some photos of me, although my huge ass is not pictured. Just my head. My very, very drunk head.
For those of you interested in none of those things, here! Some pictures. Of other things.
Clowns on parade.
im in ur backyard lookin all shifty like.
No more baby. At all. Not even a little bit. Sigh.