Thank God y'all are so easy to please...
April 23, 2007
...because the past few days have gone like this:
Snot. More snot. Allergies? Zyrtec! Snot. Hmm. Sinus infection? Snot snot. Snot. Ear infection? Oh. Well, crap. And also snot.
Poor Noah. He is not well. And he has to deal with parents who call him "Snotface" in public, to the horror of other people in line at the Target pharmacy. It's a term of endearment, honest! Just like Pinchy McSquishbutt.
Hey! Look! Here's the tire! It's still down in the basement.
Shut up, Tire. You're obviously drunk.