YOU KNOW YOU READ TOO MANY BLOGS WHEN...
Amy: Hey Max!
Amy: Mama went bye-bye for a little bit. But you get to stay here! And play with me!
Amy: Bye-bye mama!
Amy: Um, I'm not sure how else to explain this, sweetie.
Amy: Nope, also not here. But I'm here! Amy is here! Amy is your girlfriend, right?
Amy: Your shoes ARE here. Yes.
Amy: Yes. Those are nice shoes. You want me to take them off maybe?
Amy: No uh-oh! Everything is fine! I am here. Your shoes are here.
Amy: So we understand each other then. Good.