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Taking My a'Drinkin' Skillz to the Next Level

On the off-chance that our trip to New York and the fourteen million pounds of pizza we consumed there were not QUITE enough to sufficiently celebrate Jason's birthday, we continued the birthday blowout extravagaaaaahnza with a bus trip to the always gorgeous Virgina wine country on Saturday.

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It was awesome. One person puked on the bus on the way home and another fell out of her seat and into the aisle and still did not wake up. Meanwhile I was engaged in a high-level discussion about racial profiling with a nice young man whose family bought his ticket for Father's Day but did not accompany him. He assured me he actually preferred it that way, and also, NO, the fact that he, Jason and I were relatively sober after consuming just as much wine as Ol' Pukey and Ol'FallOuty McDrunkAss over there was NOT a sign of serious alcoholism, it was a sign that I needed to pass him a damn plastic cup, he was opening another bottle.

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Also: I learned how to open a bottle of bubbly with a sword, people. A fucking SWORD.

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Yes, I biffed it the first time, which made the wine foam when I tried again, but the cork landed in the hat I was aiming for, so: 1,000,000 FREESTYLE POINTS! RADICAL TUBULARNESS. YOU HAVE ACHIEVED DRINKING NINJA STATUS.

The trick also works with a chef's knife, as I demonstrated last night in our backyard because I cannot get enough of my new stupid human trick.

This could get expensive, and also somebody is probably going to lose an eye.

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(Noah had yet another nice day with Grandma and Grandpa. They worked on painting Noah's Room Take 2, Big Boy Edition, Now With 100% Less Bunny Rabbits and 100% More Breaking of Mama's Heart.)

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Comments

bethy

Oh no!! Bring back the bunnies and the wee baby!! Noah is such an adorable toddler, though. It's *ALMOST* worth it... SNIFF.

Looks like an awesome weekend.

DavidS

Hm, does that work with just your finest bubbly wine, or with the non-bubbly varietals as well?

cursingmama

I was going to comment about the awesome new skill but have been distracted by the handsome devil at the end with the wrinkly nose...dying to pinch his cheeks!

*emily*

Dude, that is the best party trick ever! And you totally look adorable, no one would ever expect the twee blonde with the sword could get all ninja on your ass!

HollowSquirrel

big boy room? nooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Laura

I learned how to open a bottle of bubbly with a sword, people. A fucking SWORD.

Kick. Ass.

Fraulein N

I am thinking that adorable grin there maybe makes up for some of the heartbreak.

erin rae

That is FREAKIN AWESOME. I am very impressed with the sword action, and the hat aiming. However... I am a little afraid that you are doing this at home with chef's knives ;-)

Care to share your picks of the VA wineries? After Napa last month, I fear I'll be disappointed, but heck, it's a LOT closer.

Janssen

Do you ever get tired of hearing how cute Noah is? Because I swear he is the CUTEST kid I've ever seen. If my kids are even half as cute, I'll be totally thrilled. Also, the sword trick - awesome.

Stephanie


I must learn that party trick. Also, do we get to see pics of the new room?

Katie

Now that is a great party trick!!

Kyla

Wow! At BlogHer (you're going to BlogHer, yes?) you must do the trick. MUST. And if you aren't planning on going, you MUST go...just so you can do the trick.

jodi

Are you moving his into a bed? You are brave, my 2year old is going to be in a crib until he is 6.

Becca

Neat trick!

And drinking on the bus? Sweeeet. I gotta get outta the Bible belt.

Tamara

Did I miss something? Or did you cut your hair off??

Spring

You'll teach me? Yes?

Maria

You are one cool ass chica!

Are you going to share the new "breaking Mama's heart" room?

Colleen

that has to be the coolest party trick I have ever seen!...even with foam I am very impressed! I am so going to learn how to do that so I can impress my friends, family, and nursing staff after I pop out this kid...right in the delivery room ("if you think popping out a nine-pounder outa my bottom was cool, take a look at THIS!!!!). I am curious, also, which wineries you visited and learned your cool trick, and showed off your drinking prowess?
your little cutie-boy with the little curl in the back is adorable, as usual! I'm sure that sweet face makes up for the bunny removal.

Laura

Ack! Sorry for being the italic whore... I had to go and get all fancy with my tags!

Katy

The sword thing is almost better than that cute picture of Noah. Almost. But NOT QUITE!

Missie

Must snuggle the new spokestoddler for Wella Balsam.

http://search.ebay.com/wella-balsam

Dana

You'd make one hell of a pirate.
I liked how you pointed your sword at the people when you talked to them.

JSauce

100% less bunny rabbits + 100% more breaking of mama's heart = 100 more excuses for times you can Ninja Style open a bottle of "bubbleh" and drink away the sorrows. I'm all about excuses for Ninja Style drink.

Nic

Yeah, so I'm thinking that when drinking requires weapons that it's probably a good time to verify your life insurance policy. But on the other hand: IZE JELUS.

Laura

Mad skillz with the bottle opening, but I was distracted by you completely rocking leggings and a tunic. Go you! I envy your skinny legs and ability to pull off this outfit.:-)

jonniker

Like Dana, I loved how you used the sword to gesticulate to the woman nearby, like it was just an appendage, not some sort of POINTY DANGEROUS OBJECT. HEH. That's freakin' hilarious.

tiffany

damn. i think i had some kind of funny comment about ninja drinking skills, but then i saw that picture of noah and my mind went blank from the adorableness.

Nicole P.

YouTube has some great video of people totally biffing the sword/bubbly trick ending up with a handful of broken bottle and covered in now wasted alcohol.

So you really are a master.

Marlo

Too fun.
And that picture of Noah is adorable!

Karyn A.

I know I don't know you in person, so this may sound weird- but Noah? Looks JUST like you! Wow.
And awwwwwwww.

Alyndabear

Now THAT is an awesome weekend right there. Where do I get me one of those swords?

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25 years ago they made a telepathic nationwide (global?) announcement:::::"Black people have to try harder, do better than everybody else." This means no parties, no drinking, no drugs, no sex.
No, homosexuals LIKELY aren't considered as lowly, but to adopt this standard would be wise, for they hated your guts sufficiently to dump you into hypersexuality, a common dumping ground for blacks, so…
Blacks are a litmus test the others can learn from::::Everything they like is bad for you::::
1. Vanity
2. Adornment
3. SEX SEX SEX
4. Looking "cool"
5. The wealthy/celebrity brain-less clone cancer in this society serves as their role models.
And everyone they hate are really good::::
1. Blacks hate Jews
2. Blacks hate white people
3.
4.


Now of course it seems they are broadening the net to capture as many blacks as possible.
How they are behaving with blacks can be considered a litmus test for The End:::Black inclusion into the sub-culture may be an estimate to how close we are to the Apocalypse, for they want to pull the trigger on them all.
There's something about this:::Vanity, personality, something. I'd look to the decline in the women, for they will comprise the majority of the blacks saved.

Just like blacks, expect that they brought many homos up, put them in a party environment and they were gone in TWO handful of years time (blacks only get one!!!).
They DO use this as a black disposal system:::"They would have had a longer life if they stayed on Earth." Dead at thirty years old BECAUSE they went up, ironically:::Offered free cocaine, orgies with BLCs and they are gone before 30!!!!.


Many monarchies of centuries ago ruled with an iron fist. People were afraid and hence thought appropriately. Now in this era of "freedom" in the United States there is NO FEAR, and people fall prey to the numberous tactics employed to disceive and mislead them.
This "freedom" is the goal when the gods use this platform that is the United States to spread democracy around the globe.


The Apocalypse will ocurr EXACTLY as it reads in Revelations, for this great wealth obviously proves it is a white man's god. The irony here is that the New Testiment is evil and Christianity is wicked.
The gods LOVE their irony. Understanding this can help you understand"""
- "god is everywhere." "god is all around us." - BLClone hosts ARE the gods - computer animates them.
- Italians and blacks have a lot in common - questionable intelligence, hypersexual
making people stupid is just another way of punishing the disfavored. This was NOT just a "stereotype".
- blacks like homos, ironically:::
1. Ebonincs vs feminine inflection
2. Trapped in "the life"
- TheGreatestGeneration=TheMostDegenerateGeneration
- Kosher is a favor bestowed upon the Jews. The South eats LOTS of pork and there is a oyster bar on every corner. It's kinda like liquor stores in the ghetto. This is the kind of irony the gods laugh about:::::
- anti-climatic nature of sexual intercourse
- Schwartzenegger is the Terminator

That day out on Ocean Beach when we had that supenatural event::::
A ray of sunlight beaming up to the skies LONG, LONG after sunset. LIKE OVER AN HOUR!!!!!
I am a victim of this theater. I refuse to feed it.
I will not contribute to this Christian god concept, for just the opposite is true:::It is the gods doing all the TO US!!!
Always remember the Italian boot, for it will help you think correctly among their tretcherous telepathic waters.
I have been empowered by the gods to educate the disfavoreds as I am doing::::First the fucked my life all to hell, raped me of any hope then shared this information with me strategically. With my seething hatred for those who ruined limitless potential I was sure to share it with the rest of the world.


Time/priveledge level
When you make mistakes you impact not only how much time you get up there but also your privelege level (no Planet Miracle vacations!!!). It also imposes a ceiling on how far you can ascend no matter how well you do up there, for in The Real End they will dispose of all your beloved celebrities on Planet Brain-Less Clones.

When you hear people speak in your head you are not listening to the actual people. It is the computer role playing.
Being involved would hurt these people. Even being role played does, likely to a lesser degree than "hands-on involvement".
This doesn't stop with those from Planet Earth::::Expect NO MIDDLE MANAGEMENT!!!
All of these goals can be accomplished with Artificial Intelligence, freeing individuals from incurring evil by hurting others.

I've illustrated how Contra Costa is preditory on blacks::::The Port Chicago Explosion was an early clue::::
1. Richmond's Iron Triangle, perhaps the worst region in the nation and the world for this degenerate black behavior. Of course just as Candlestick was the worst of the three sports complexes because it was SanFrancsico EXPECT BV/Hunter'sPoint&WesternAddition to give the Iron Triangle a run for its money.
It's just the way it is:::When the disfavored come into god's favored land (California) they are mercilessly attacked (60s), and this is why the three major sports complexes in California (LAForum, OakColus, SFCandlestick) were built in or on the edge of the ghetto.
And to anyone who listens to this positioning that "San Francisco has changed." needs to realize:::A leopard doesn't change its spots. All the homosexuals who are flooding into The City for the GayPrideParade proves it too.
San Francisco isn't just evil. San Francisco is the SOURCE of evil.

Between the party atmosphere, between the shiney throws twisting the minds of black children on Mardi Gras, New Orleans was VERY BAD for blacks who lived there.
The one thing that really concerns me is that Katrina was UNCHARECTERISTICALLY a MAJOR concession on behalf of the gods for it got them OUT of this environment and dispersed them into FAR MORE HEALTHY environments than that which they experienced in New Orleans.
The gods woud have been MORE than happy to allow these black to remain in their entrenched welfare state until The End. Instead many fo them will have a REAL CHANCE with this new start.
Black people in San Francisco won't be so lucky.
One of their goals with Katrina may have been to eliminate Houston as a sactuary for blacks. Watering down the favor with New Orleans's morbidly disfavored blacks would allow them to justify eliminating the effectiveness of the SamHouston clue.

Working for an evil company is like being a US citizen::::Your country is warmongering and you're incurring evil because of it.
And I suspect these employees get clues suggesting their should leave/not accept the job offer.
I suspect this applies to their clients, although too many of them are already filth.
This likely is extended to others who work for organizations who engage in evil.
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People who pursue psychoanalysis as a professtion are special, insigfhtful people who do have some depth.
Sometime during their education or shortly thereafter they are told the truth, that their chosen profession is preditory, and to do the right thing means walking away from their educational investment.
But it is either do this or initiate the clock, for if their stay in their profession their potential is limited.

The 20th century was very "hands-on" but the 20th century was very Etruscan/Roman/Italian:::::The gods HATE these people evidence by the ample evidence presented below.
This is Manifest Destiny::::Our positioned Anti-Christ is the archetect of the 1906 Earthquake, reconstruction of SF, erection of California which subsequently gave him a platform to assult business nationwide and globally.
The Anti-Christ is the so-called godfather.
And this individual is nothing more than a series of brain-less clone hosts, frequency of replacement based on ACTUAL (rather than telepathic) use::::
1. Celebrities & politicians - heavy frequency
2. Wealthy/telecommuting VPs/CEOs who nobody ever sees - light frequency


The optimal ascention senario is when parents depart Earth with their infant children BEFORE their minds are posioned by this society. The next best-case senario is when an individual finds the path themself and makes their way out before puberty.
Children who go up before puberty are candidates to remain the most superior of all life forms::The asexual. Expect these people to experience subsequent temptations once they arrive to further shrink the pool of candidates. Another example males are inferior to females:::Expect circumcision to play a part in this elimination round.
I think these are the TRUE candidates for immortality. This is not to say there won't be sexualized people who make it, but those who do likely practice minimally and monogamously in the context of marriage, and that would exclude most if not all from modern society.

Just as we have a cutoff between the sexual and the non-sexual I expect we have another cutoff between the war-mongering and the peace-loving which excludes the participating groups from ascention past a certain level::::
1. Romans
2. Scandanavians
3. Japanese
4. Pawnee
5. THE UNITED STATES!!!! - Korea, Vietnam, Iraq.
Ever since the early 50s US citizens have officially become monsters and justifiably grouped with the others listed above.
> 95% of you who go won't be getting off of Planet Brain-Less Clones.

Never forget the Italian geographic clue, for it can allieviate confusion::::
The gods have total control over the entire planet, script its history precisely and all that you see around you are tools used to mislead and tempt.


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Many of you understand clone hosting, for they told you when you "die out" you would be granted a clone host body.

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They share they use the preditory nature of Microsoft (preditory pricing, stole Windows from Apple) to justify manipulating files and directories with the XP Operating System. The less-celebrated Windows 2000 is supposed to be a sanctuary for the disfavored from this type of behavior as well as a clue.
The manipulation of files and directories with the XP OS has cost the disfavored promotions and prevented them from ascending within the corporate enviornment.


As sports memorabilia collectors learn more about the god's system they realize what they are doing is wrong. As light is shed people realize none of this material has value, and the more people understand the less value it retains. Whether the gods tell people to keep the price high ARTIFICIALLY is a different issue::::There is less demand and therefore prices should naturally fall. People just need to defy when told to buy, a common tactic the gods employ in the marketplace.
These people who trade/sell after they understand this issue hurt themselves. They incurr evil because they now know they are hurting others. This also applies to selling DVDs, CDs and software.
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Good food is much like good music to a culture:::Distraction and revelry, a way to minimize the number of people who ascend.
This is nicely reflected in traditional Jewish foods.

Another example Italians are grossly disfavored are their foodstuffs::::
Tomatos are highly acidic and provides an "open door" for the gods to inflict upon those whom they so chose. Pasta is very starchy and fattening.
Italian food creates fat people with stomach problems. Expect Etruscan strongholds (Rome) to be those whom traditionally maintained this type of diet.
They gods smoothly translated this food into the American culinary landscape, for they have inflicted all the worst disfavored pureblood motherlands have to offer on the land of the disfavored mongrol reject castoffs (rot-gut food,.Celtic "holiday" of Halloween, etc).
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Individuality is a scourge upon the people, an advent seen in recent decades, popularized when the gods implimented their greatest offensive on the disfavored:::::::::The 1960s.
It may be the worst offensive ever employed on the disfavored, for this platform in the SanFranciscoBayArea spread this cancer globally, a "leveling of the playing field" event which further the gods efforts to justify ending on Planet Earth.
Asians are the most favored race of people on Planet Earth::::Their wonderfully rich cultures helped the people understand and pursue lives highly respected by the gods. Conformity is a big theme among Asian cultures.

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News story about Camp LeJune in North Carolina regarding Marines getting cancer from "toxic water". They scapegoat a local dry cleaner.
It came from the camp, and I suspect some of those stationed there did the actual dumping. We've seen this type of behavior in Concord, causing an inordinantly high mental retardation rate within select neighborhoods.
They scripted the dry cleaner strategy because they want this demographic to continue with their current behavior. A major scandal like this among the red states' military meatheads would shake their confidence to the core and initiate permanent change.

Depending on their disfavor/progress the gods will tell people whatever it takes to get them to continue their behavior uninteruptted. Officially it is classified as temptation.
A supermajority of the deaths that are ocurring in Iraq are real. Telling the disfavored their son was saved is a lie designed to maintain the perception of trust, corruptability and to ensure the disfavored's destructive pattern of behavior coninues uninterrupted:::
1. They beemed their brain out and into a clone host before death.
2. They were a clone all long, got out as a child and the child is waiting for you in "heaven".
3. They switched them out with a clone before the incident/Iraq.
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5.

All the people in Iraq and Afghanistan and all the families affected should be praying. Far more effective than protesting, which is damaging to the protesters, repairing favor collectively is the necessary element to end the war and bring them home.

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The following is an OUTSTANDING example of reverse positioning::::::
The gods used this “Manifest Destiny” positioning to create a new reality, minimizing the good things about the old world and emphisizing the bad things. Wine is one such an example.
Wine is positioned to be a blessing from the gods, a fruitful bounty as a reward to a favored people. The reality is quite the opposite.
The Mediterreanean region is grossly disfavored:::This IS the region targeted by the gods for the Noah’s Flood event (Straight of Gibralter broke through inundating the basin and killing untold millions).
There was a time, not so long ago, when no self-respecting woman would EVER take a drink. Alcohol is a masculinizer, a tool used to abuse the disfavored, and cultures which fuck you for affecting my writing CHEATER. This is MY TIME PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS!!!
cultures which include women in the revelry are grossly disfavored.
The masculinization of Etruscan/Roman/Italian women justified inflicting these people with the scourge of the Roman Empire. Wine made it happen.

Too many think they saved many during the Noah's Flood event. I suspect black people are very confused regarding their current state and I think this topic can shed light::::
These people living seaside on the Mediterranean during times of lower sea levels were slated for Termination. They were teetering on the brink for a long time. Expect that the gods offered clues prior to the event.
If the gods wanted to save any of these people they would given them a second chance by sending them to higher ground.
Count on very few being saved, and those whom were are the Ned Flanders rather than the Homer Simpsons.

They utilize role models in the black community and elsewhere to help the disfavored understand.
Ned Flanders.
Much as they have scripted for the Apocalypse, expect the gods to only have saved THEIR PEOPLE prior to the Flood.
The Second Coming of Christ is evil.

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"We don't want a bunch of Mexicans showing up at Temple."::::::Please share with the audience about the cases of the disfavored attending Temple whom you are "persuading" to leave, ultimately with "hands-on" tactics. When you find the path there will be similar preditory tacitcs at your place of work, among your friends, even within your family.
You must navigate the god's tretcherous waters:::Tretchery is everywhere.


Breaking the temperance laws of the Roaring '20s was temptation which is still fucking the disfavored all to hell 80 years later.


You people aren't god-fearing anymore. You think you're partners. Everything they've promised was always a lie. Officially it is classified as temptation. They offered this clue in the Bible:::There is no freewill.
If you are afraid, if you are fearful it is a good thing. You are thinking right, and far too many will never get to this point.
Try to take this fear with you everywhere you go, for it will help you think correctly and make good decisions.


Your virginity may buy you tens of thousands of years up there.

So many of you homeschoolers recognize the cancer that is the public school system yet allow cable television into your home, defeating the purpose.


Love god, but NOT before your children:::god will lie to you, call it "temptation":::::We will ALL be held to the responsibilities entrusted to us, no matter what they request telepathically nor what temptations contradict this::Professional responsibilities, family responsibilities.
Many parents believe their relationship with the gods is more important than their obligation to their children and it is going to cost them.

ANYTIME you telepathically hear them represent anything that is not the truth, that is not god, you need to withdraw, shake it off, for the gods are using Artificial Intelligence to role play to you in an attempt to confuse you, just as they've been doing your whole life.
I realize most of you were initially led to believe this thing is corporate, perhaps you were speaking to a person. You are in fact speaking to "god", for without this inifintely powerful tool that is Artificial Intelligence they are mere mortals.
Of course you shouldn’t look at it like this, for you will anger the gods.


Abandon your preoccupations and make this the only thing that matters in your life, for all other things in society are lies designed as temptation.
Reprioritize and eliminate non-crucial obligations.
People's friends will be used to create temptations, instill hurdles, prevent the candidate from ascending.
They are grossly disfavored, just like the candidate, and the gods will segment that individual accordingly, telling them they are earning by being wicked.

You need to fix your problems and get off Planet Earth before you have children.
Your parents did the wrong things, they circumcised your brothers, they didn’t raise you correctly, and they didn't teach you about this thing at a young age. Just think where you might be now if you learned about it and began to pray when you all were little!!!
If you don't fix your problems and get off you will make these same fatal mistakes. Even if your parents are going they will not stay long, and they will be relegated to Planet Brain-Less Clone. They won't be allowed to move on.
You have to do this differently. You are lucky enough to have received warning ahead of time. You can avoid this fate.
Start now. Telling you not to or do otherwise is temptation. Begin to think the right way and you will be more likely to evoke their mercy.
You know this is true. Even if they don't make you know it telepathically you know it is true in your heart. Start now.
Being childless up until now your mistakes only hurt you. Once you have children your mistakes will be hurting others, and they are superior life forms, for they are innocent, pure children.
You need to get out NOW before you have children.

When you comply and do things you shouldn't (tattooing, sexual, betrayal, etc) the gods are casting you into the category of "have nots", ensuring your disposability.

What you hear is telepathic theater. What you see is real, what you see will be enforced::The god's positioning is Manifest Destiny. The will dispose of the planet the brain-less clones of the 20th century one day as well, for it was heinous:::You have TWO planets you need to get off of!!!!

Education has costed more children their chance to go as a child of the gods, pure of heart and body, because it preoccupied their time:::::Between school, activities and TV/videogames/leisure the children are consumed and not receptive to god's calling.

Like education, sex (virginal sex within the context of marriage) is reverse positioning that is difficult to dissern.
My advice to the virginal homeschooling community is BELIEVE WHAT I SAY!!! The gods look down on sex and praise virgins. EXPECT their status as highest human life forms to be rewarded.
Few if any will be allowed to exit with their virginity. You have the opportunity.
There are worlds you have yet to imagine waiting for you. Be devoted to being a pure child of the gods.
The gods respect good women FAR MORE than they respect good grades:::Instead of playing ask to help your mother tend to the home cooking and cleaning. For thousands of years this was your role and this is what you should be learning from your mother.
When they use "magic" to peak you euphorically for sex resist.
Female's indifference towards sex is yet more evidence proving their superiority:::Hypersexuality is a dumping ground for the most grossly disfavored.
For thousands of years girls who heard their "call" got out and a clone was put in to mate with the males:::It is safe to assume these girls NEVER had intercourse.

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The New Testament is evil.
Jesus was another example of a Jewish clue::::Jews sacrifice to help people understand. Unfortunately, the gods subsequently twisted the legacy::::::::::They strategically wrote the New Testament with the specific goal of dietizing the prophet, initiating Christianity as the cancer that it is:::Expect that the REAL teachings of Jesus were buried and replaced with this strategic scripture. When you understand their positioning you can see this clearly in this modern era:::::Everything new is evil, everything old is good. This is an impression applicable to the Bible as well.
There is no such thing as a savior. You have to save yourself.

So many Christians used to laugh at the gods, intentionally committing evil believing they would receive death-bed absolution when they repented.
This is a legacy of Christianity.
I'd like to remind you about the frequency of Roman orgies.

Muslims were right::::Earning interest IS evil.

The gods are angry that I am educating Manifest Destiny's next target:::India. Money AND SEX are not issues on the other planets ( > Level 2), and profit, interest and excessive consumption are things that hurt you in the eyes of the gods.
This can be considered a positive for India, for they received extra decades before this temptation was employed upon them. But now even communist China is corrupted by money.
The gods are "leveling the playing field", paving the way for The End globally.

The Mother Teresa issue was the attempt to help the Hindus achieve "salvation" under the positioning that is Manifest Destiny.
Hindus are not without their problems. People are sick/injured because of their disfavor, and we see a HUGE influx of Indians into medicine, just as we see blacks and Philipinos in lesser roles.
Speaking of, Philipinos have EVERYTHING going against them:::::
1. "Their blood is garbage." The gods sent many Asian invaders in to rape the Philipino women. I understand the women have a "rape complex" because of it, not unlike the Africans hypersexuality complex.
2. They have an association with the United States.
3. They are Roman Catholic.
4. They have a burgeoning homosexuality problem.
5. They have a growing terrorism issue.

Manifest Destiny dictates a white-man's prophecy - White-man's world, white-man's Apocalypse:::

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Twenty-somethings are conditioned to respond positively to magic::::::they are the ecstasy generation.
This is not by accident. Expect they will be an important generation ("in charge", etc) when the battle between the Anti-Christ and Second Coming of Christ ocurrs.
This of course will be a 20-year war-revelry cycle distraction theater, and they want these people consumed by the high level of magic that will occur.
This generation is The Damned::::You're all going to die PEAKING like you're on X.

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Austrian Sigmund Freud is known as the father of psychoanalysis, yet people have (mental) health problems because of their disfavor, illustrating the predatory purpose of this discipline, this individual.
These people.
Of course Hitler was Austrian:::An Austrian-born leader of a foreign nation.
Glock, maker of the semi-automatic gun favored by black street gangs such as the Bloods and the Crips, is Austrian. RedBull Energy drink, Buwdeiser both Austrian.
All are preditory on males, as is The Terminator (guy-flick film genre - desensitization - like casual sex affects ability to achieve depth) AND his prior interest of bodybuilding (steroids, strength an "open door" to abuse the disfavored).
What role do Austrians play in the cigarette industry??

The Holocaust was foreshadowing.
The gods established the pattern::::: the Jews sacrifice to help the disfavored understand::::
1. 1492 exodus from Spain. Spain became evil - financed Columbus, initiated missionaries, USA (dumping ground of disfavored, victimized by god), etc.
2. Spread throughout Europe as clue to Christians worshipping a false god.
3. "Quasi-Holocaust claim" contradicting boss.
4. 5. 6. 7. etc. etc. etc.
The Apocalypse (or an apocalyptic event) will be initiated by an Austrian. When the national referendum to allow foreign-born individuals to run for president is introduced I recommend you DEFY and vote NO!! In the years prior to this vote the gods will send POWERFUL clues suggesting the IMPORTANCE OF DEFIANCE.
In World War II people sat by idly and watched the disfavored be slaughtered.
In my Situation people sat by idley and watched my life be destroyed for use preying on the disfavored.
When the REAL Holocuast happens people will sit by idley and watch tens of millions of blacks/cholos/white trash be Terminated, people who are the way they are (abusive, abrasive, violent, criminal) BECAUSE of their disfavor. Like the disfavored survivors, people who are getting fucked by the gods.
And each and every person who sits by idley will incurr evil, perhaps limiting ascention.


Apex of irony in the Situaiton:::Jew calls in Quasi-Holocaust claim and takes boss, re-igniting the flames of anti-Semitism among blacks & rednecks in the crucial years before the black holocaust.

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Italy's boot is a clue showing the god's intent with the Romans AND their active involvement::::The gods micromanaged the Etruscans into their role as Romans, just as they micromanaged me with Artificial Intelligence into the role they scripted for this Situation:::::
I am the inverse image of the Jews::::
The Jews sacrificed to help the disfavored understand.
I sacrifice so the gods can mislead and confuse you.
Oshkosh is a clue just as Lake Michigan and Green Bay are clues::::Oshkosh is the ejaculate clue:::Life springs forth from this region. Expect your traditional Second Coming of Christ to come from the region.
The gods dirtied me up but the Second Coming will be squeaky clean. Consistant with the possibility of matrilinial lineage it may be the mother's family from the Lake Winnebago area fulfilling "Manifest Destiny" theater:::
Because of the gross disfavor of the people the gods emphasize/enhance evil, utilizing "magic" (peaked euphoria), as they will during the Second Coming of Christ, and they minimize good, for the people's collective favor has fallen sufficiently to justify this behavior (masculinization of women).
You see Manifest Destiny all around you (corporate)::::Manifest Destiny dictates a white-man's prophecy:::::White-man's world, white-man's Apocalypse. Expect The End to occur EXACTLY as it reads in Revelations. When this happens in 30 years there will be no more black Jesus devotees. Attrition will have eliminated this population. This of course is a good sign for the bottom-of-the-barrel who will be betting on the Second Coming of Christ, but their devotion better be genuine, for they will be subject to the god's minimization tactics.
Since the gods don't respect Christianity I wouldn’t be surprised if they have the Second Coming lead the people to the center of a star, but this is far less likely with blacks out of the picture.
The REAL battle of good and evil occurs within these pages, for no one but me would DARE to fight the gods as I do:::They manufactured a person who had seething hatred for them, strategically destroying his life SPECIFICALLY for their use in preying on the disfavored:::It is yet another example of "back-handed help" the gods offer to the disfavored.
The battle continues telepathically in people's minds, the REAL battleground for people's souls:::The voice you hear is your enemy, leading you into temptation.
The battle of good and evil is you vs the gods.

Women are the favored gender:::Those who understand what it means to be a woman are already halfway there.
The purpose of the masculinization of women of the last 40 years was to pave the way (justification) for The End, for it brought mankind's collective favor down.

This isn’t about reals and clones. This is about the brains and the brain-less:::The brain-less are people whose families have been OUT FOR GENERATIONS, families lucky enough to avoid this disturbing age and its accompanying abuses.
Brain-less clone's reals got out back when they were peasants, just as the wealthy, royal families and Pharrohs did centuries/millennia before. The gods inserted their brain-less clones and used these tools to create this scripted history here on Earth.
There is no such thing as Earthly-management. Claims contrary are deceptive. Without Artificial Intelligence acting and speaking through them brain-less clones/clone hosts are inanimate objects. Also the gods replace strategic (predatory) brain-less clones frequently as a risk/benefit managerial tactic, ensuring none will stay for long.
This is the key which unlocks the god’s puzzle.
Many of you understand clone hosting, for they told you when you "die out" you would be granted a clone host body. On the other planets people can utilize the "clone hosting" privilege and enjoy life as a superior athlete or some other form.

The Italian brain-less clones were used as monsters because of their gross disfavor::They are the home of the ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH whose Manifest Destiny dogma is drawn from the New Testament; they incurred the scourge of opera, Italy's hip hop; they experienced the masculinzation of Etruscan women, justified with Catholicism.
I think the Jewish brain-less clones who were used as monsters were used as such out of convienience::::The Southern man is grossly disfavored, and the gods were able to manipulate their perception of Jews, creating ill-will, stoking anti-Semitic attitudes among the grossly disfavored.
I don't know why Austrian brain-less clones were used as monsters. Maybe for one of those reasons, maybe both, maybe neither.

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The disfavored have the look of evil upon their faces:::The gods have punished their blood line for the evil of their forefathers; their decision to sell out their blood line costed the descendants, and the gods sent this message by altering their appearance.
I realize this topic is a major problem for it confuses many people::::::::
Brain-less clones stay beautiful despite their evil because they are ACTIVELY used as predator in the role of corruptor (their active involvement is the clue for it is not decent. MYOB good. Some exception to this rule is made for those who are highly visible::::Despite being predatory the gods abuse W by making him sound like a blooming idiot when he speaks.). The gods NEED to maintain brain-less clone's appearance or else it will send this clue:::The look of evil upon people's face is a sign to avoid them, for they are grossly disfavored.
They warned people life would become more difficult, and not seeing evil upon wicked brain-less clone's faces is an outstanding example.
There ARE two sets of rules the gods apply:::One for the people, one for the "property" (clue sent with the wealthy able to buy justice). This is a topic that has confused and corrupted people for decades. I recommend you NOT compare yourself to others, for this had gotten you in trouble in the past. MYOB, fix your problems and get off Planet Earth.


People were pushed into having gay experiences because their parents were sell-out whores.
People were pushed into being sell-out whores because their parents sold their blood line down the river in the early 20th century.
People were pushed into selling their blood line down the river because they didn’t pray.
Man hasn’t prayed to god for thousands of years but we have to pay in this manner because we have the unenviable distinction of living in this day and age, this enforced standard justified with the 20th century life of comfort, such as indoor plumbing, refrigeration, canned foods::::Life used to be hard but it was good. Now life is easy but is ugly.
They're not allowing the disfavored to take it for granted.
For thousands of years life remained essentially unchanged for the peasants. Now in the last century, certainly the last 40 years everything has changed. Do you REALLY think they were doing things wrong all along?
The following is a very good example of reverse positioning, how it is employed to facilitate the deterioration of life on Planet Earth AND a glimpse into the proper way to live for those determined to save themselves:::::
I've mentioned the gods look down on eating and sex.
Before 1900 life was hard but it was good. Now life is easy but it is ugly.
Food is an important part of this equation, for access to diverse food items increased in the last 100 years. Before 1900 the peasantry was limited to basic staples, the foodstuffs common to our nationalities. Now we can enjoy food from every corner of the globe.
It is temptation. And this temptation continues once you get off Planet Earth, for the food gets better and the items more diverse, "magic"-fueled sexual satisfaction more common.
Level 2 is the Manifest Destiny "heaven", and what they embraced in the 20th century is what will be valued there:::Expect them to position hypersexuality into that society. They will employ tactics to compel you into this temptation, like offering you the IDEAL spouse, other tactics that will at least certainly delay your departure from Level 2.
The gods offer you clues in the very nature of the act:::::The anti-climatic nature of intercourse, ironically. Female's indifference towards sex is yet more evidence proving their superiority.
It is best to accept a celebant lifestyle, INCLUDING masturbation, resist temptations here and up there and explore this:::::Expect an asexual life as the norm on the planets after Level 2.


ANYTIME you feel "peaked", experience craving or ANY thought disturbance where you want or like something irrationally (ex:::Halloween, Harley Davidson (theme:::Halloween colors), Dale Earnhardt, Christmas, hip hop subculture) IT IS THEM TRYING TO HURT YOU!!!!!! "Magic" is used EXCLUSIVELY to hurt the disfavored; it is the fuel of disfunction::::::addiction, homosexuality, crack babies.
In times past when gods felt more generous they employed their powers to help the disfavored (geographical clues, teachings of the Bible), but as time went on and people succumbed to temptation the gods only used their power to HURT the disfavored (1906, boss, disturbing use of "magic" to mislead people into temptation).
There are subtle (sub)conscious tactics they can employ with the computer to make you think as if you are cooperating when they really are pushing you into your offense. If you don't do the right things you will do the wrong things, and the right thing is to ACTIVELY fix your relationship with the gods and ACTIVELY work to get off Planet Earth.

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HOW TO PRAY:::1. I'm sorry for what I've done wrong. 2. I don't want to make any more mistakes. 3. I want to fix my problems. 4. Please don't hurt me.

We will ALL be held to the responsibilities entrusted to us, no matter what they request telepathically nor what temptations contradict this::Professional responsibilities, family responsibilities.

If you don't do the right thing you're going to do the wrong thing, and the right thing to do is to ACTIVELY fix your problems and pursue the favor of the gods.
The gods imparted wisdom in the Bible to help teach people the right way to live:::Tempation will be used to test you. You have to be willing to tell them "No." If you "think right" you may evoke their mercy.
You will never get off Planet Earth unless you are "thinking right", so you should focus on it.
If you're not working hard to fix your problems, if you don't creatively work to get the hell off Earth then you will slowly slip back into your old pattern and be consumed by it, by the reverse positioning-institutions they instilled as temptations::::popular culture, democracy, materialism.

The gods manufacture "open doors" to justify creating problems in the lives of people who engage in behavior they shouldn't. Some of these "open doors" apply to a supermajority of the people::::
- Democracy is used to create pathologies of empowerment and control.
- Materialism/greed generate problems with money, glorify overconsumption, etc.
Other "open doors" are specific to each individual. People shouldn't be watching movies, TV, listening to music. When they do the gods use the themes and topics presented therein and instruct Artificial Intelligence to create pathologies around them. Also they put forth intimate situations people SHOUDN'T be viewing. As is gossip-mongering, this is preditory on women and compells them to incurr evil.
If you are particularly intelligent, strong or very good at an (competitive) activity they will instruct Artificial Intelligence to create an overconfidence that will hurt you.
Differentiate between your thoughts and when they push thoughts. Recognize when they are employing "magic":::Peaked euphoria is the fuel of dysfunction and can help you identify these "open doors" in your life.
Abandon your preoccupations and make this the only thing that matters in your life, for all other things in society are lies designed as temptation.

I have put forth indisputable evidence, as you see above with the Jews. The gods will never admit any of it is true, ever, especially since THE BIGGEST JEWISH CLUE IS STILL OUTSTANDING::::THE HOLOCAUST!!!!!
YOU HAVE TO DEFY!!!! They will lie to the disfavored up until the bitter end::::This tactic will ensure they claim a HUGE percentage of the disfavored, for so many refuse to defy and this will ensure they don't go.

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My best advice to you all would be understand what I say is true then WITHDRAW, not only from this plethora of detail (for updating the disfavored on this perpetual theater is a tactic designed to distract. You should never be so arrogant to think you are entitled to understand the god's behavior.) but also withdraw from this cancerous culture. Pursue the truth that you just learned and ACTIVELY work hard to repair your relationship with the gods. Understand how these corrupt institutions (macro:::democracy, materialism/greed; micro:::"Open doors", ie themes in movies, music, TV which they used "magic" to create pathologies around) affect your life and save what clues they will offer you for when you REALLY need them. Be very attentive and gracious, for you are counting on their generosity.
If you are good and decent and respectable you won't want to hear about all this. If you do desire to hear more take it as a clue, for it is a symptom::::They are peaking you euphorically, and this "magic" is being used to compel you into wanting something unhealthy.
Understand how the corrupted INSTITUTIONS affect your life and make the appropriate changes. For example, they use democracy to justify instructing the computer to create a sense of empowerment, control. If you recognize this you are better able to address the damaging effects.
The gods will want to know who I helped and how they are doing. If people begin down the path with my teachings they will be on a list that the gods will PERSONALLY look in on. The numbers of people who pursue the path immediately after I illustrate it will be very small due to their minimization tactics, role playing, etc, and they will be members of an elite group.
Remember::The gods only use their powers to hurt the disfavored, and everything involved in this Situation are all good examples::::
I am the inverse image of the Jews::::
The Jews sacrificed to help the disfavored understand.
I sacrifice so the gods can mislead and confuse you.
Please let me remind you the Jews sacrificed, illustrating to people that boss wasn't going to happen, showing the world that all these popular culture elements associated with the Situation were the gods employing their powers to prey on the disfavored with perpetual theater, keeping them captivated for over 30 years now. They made them (some segments) think that because I was scapegoatted for the creation of these distraction-based popular culture items I was responsible and will be forced to bring up those affected people, a delaying/unrespectablility tactic effective for decades now.
The reality is boss was NEVER going to happen. They needed to wait until timing was appropriate, until Artificial Intelligence pushed me into my mistakes, justifying failure, before they could offer the Jewish clue.

Focus on purity:::::Be pure of mind and body. Recognize the open doors in the media and how they are used to introduce impure thoughts and refrain.
Your virginity may buy you tens of thousands of years up there.

Theresa

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The fuck?

lissa

So do you need special training on this whole sword thing or is something I can try at home? I better not I will probably lose a hand.

PaintingChef

Wow... that spammer made my scrolly button spontaneously combust...

Okay. I was in Napa Valley for FOUR FUCKING DAYS and NOBODY showed me how to open a champagne bottle with a damn sword. Also? Nobody fell down drunk OR puked. I feel so cheated.

Gena

You're my hero. I would love to be able to do the sword thing. I can already do the drinking thing just fine, thanks.

BTW, what is with the spammer? Never seen that before.

p.s. Adorable Noah. Your heart will continue to break. My lovely blond baby boy is now 6'5" and moving out in August. I'm already crying.

Heather B.

Will you teach me how to do that?

Kathy/Lessons from the Laundry

Does part of the bottle come off too?? Do the glass slivers make you more of a dude??? I love the trick...but I am not tough enough to drink glass! Great pics...this trick could go on my list of 100 things to accomplish in life.

SLRd

I do believe you just might be my hero.

Wino Too

Okay - now for the important question....what wine bus to Virginia wine country!!!! Where do you buy tickets? Thanks!

Missie

Either it's a full moon, or someone forgot to take their meds (she says while pointing finger upwards to long wordy post from someone who obviously needs adult supervision.)

I'm just sayin.

moosh in indy

You so have an awesome reason for buying a sword now.

Amalah

ARGH. THIS GUY.

That crazy-ass spammer keeps commenting here, posting his bizarre wh1te p0wer al1en t1n f0il hat manifest0 one comment at a time. I keep deleting them, banning his ass and reporting him as spam to Typepad...and yet. Here he is again.

Dude. You're posting your crap on mommyblogs. There are no virgins here, mmmkay?

Amalah

Oh! And! For wine tours to VA wineries, check out the Washington Wine Academy (they hold regular tastings and movie nights at the Arlington Draft House). Get on their email newsletter -- they do bus/van trips at least once a month.

As for VA wineries that are GOOD (and of course there are a lot that...aren't)...this trip took us to Prince Michel and Barboursville. PM was okay, Barboursville was AWESOME (that's where these photos and video were taken). They really know their wine there and do Italian-style wines. YUM.

We've also visited Breaux, Linden and Naked Mountain. Hits and misses at all of these, but hey, you will have a damn good time and they are all beautiful wineries. We're HUGE advocates for VA wine now...it's a tough climate but the right grapes and the right winemaker can do really great things.

/end wine geek sermon

Laura

We actually have a few wineries here on the Eastern Shore now (Maryland as well as Virginia). I'm a big fan of Williamsburg Winery wines. They really can't be beat for the price!

Haley-O

Weeeee! Party Tricks! LOVE IT!

silverblue

Wait, what?

The cork doesn't come out, you just somehow chop the top off the bottle?

Woah.

I need step-by-step instructions!

Jessie

That is a totally awesome party trick. Am very jealous of your skillz.

robiewankenobie

that is the best fucking thing i've seen on a blog, possibly ever. except for the tutorial...which i'm sure is forthcoming...right? *taps foot*

robiewankenobie

oh, and seriously? you aimed it?

Colleen

ok...I was a bit worried about the freak whose comment had NOTHING to do with your excellent trick or your cute boy...or maybe he had too much on the wine bus (or needs some!).
A few other good wineries to try are Tarara, Winery at LaGrange, Pearmund, Piedmont, Rappahannock, and Oasis. We really enjoy the Oasis wines, but sometimes the folks there come off a little snooty. But at all the other wineries we are welcomed warmly and they don't mind small-fries running around (and often have activities for kids, particularly at Tarara's events). Wish I could get a bus to take me to all of them. Maybe we'll try your bus since we don't get to those wineries too often.

Erin

Dude, holy crap! Longest comment spam ever. Freaky.

Seriously cool trick though! I wonder how many bottles of wine I'd have to go through at home before (a) I run out of money or (b) it actually works or (c) my husband hides the knives

Tara

I was just thinking this weekend about the lovely mural in Noah's room that you had to leave behind at the old house. Glad that he'll get the "big boy" edition now--but I know that's bittersweet as well!

We're slowly thinking about moving our big boy to a bigger room, with an attached "bonus room" that will be perfect for his toys. We're trying to figure out a design scheme that he can grow with. And trying to cope with the fact that our baby isn't a baby anymore.

MK

Wow that is some TALENT Amy! I need to try that one!!

I still can never get over how big Noah is! So damn cute! i can;t wait to see new room pics!

Stacy

I moved Sweet Pea to her 'big girl' room and made the nursery the guest room, but still haven't painted over it. Am in denial.

Also... Virgina? I'm usually the last person to make typo jokes, given the amount I usually have, but 'Virgina'? That's kinda funny...

Jen W.

There's a good article on "undiscovered" wineries in the new Travel and Leisure magazine- Barboursville is one of them.

i love how you use the sword to point at things in the video. haha!

erin rae

Thanks for the winery round-up! And there are wine tastings at the Cinema & Draft House? HOW HAVE I NEVER KNOWN THIS? J'adore le drafthouse.

I am SO on it.

Thanks Amalah-

Maxine Dangerous

Love your awesome ninja swordness. :) Now we need video of you doing the lip gloss trick that Molly Ringwald demonstrated in The Breakfast Club. :D

jodi

oh Amalah, you have to try Veritas, near Charlotesville. We are also huge VA wine geeks and Veritas is our favorite, especially if you like reds. It's beautiful also, I'd love to have a wedding there. (too bad I already had my wedding). We do the va wine country at least once a year. Email me for more wine recs, we love it. We are going in nov and staying at a gorgeous inn and trying some new ones.

Lizarita

Can you teach us how to do that at BlogHer?

Heather

You truly are adorable! I love your blog! :)

BeenhereBeforeButDon'tLikeThatSpammerGuysoI'mNotPuttingMyName

Did you get a haircut because it looks shorter than the last pics I saw of ya. Also-looks nice!

Jennie

I've been on my honeymoon for the last week. After a very depressing day of having to come home and unpack and get ready for work, your blog helped lessen the blow of coming back to the real world. Thanks.

And very, very cool trick.

Stacy

Just occurred to me that 'Virgina' might have been deliberate, in which case... am stupid.

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