Real entry coming, just as soon as I figure out the best way to make gentle fun of these people without them hunting me down and killing me. Or hunting me down and explaining the show's rich history and synopsis and lyrics to me. In painstaking, breathless detail. Again.
(Guess where our seats were! Guess!)
(sticks index finger in mouth, pulls thumb trigger)
In the meantime, tell me if this is not the most exquisite bedhead you have ever seen in your life.