I are not fat.
I are victim of sensashunalistic tabloid society and unrealistic body image ideels.
Also bad camera angles. Feel v. exployted.
Gained two pounds mebbe. Small one says I can has waffles. Look at face and say I cannot has waffles.
Go on. I dare.
Snausage is teh new hourglass anyways. Read it n Vogue.
Would open VMAs next year and look wicked hott but are boycottin with my boy Kanye.
Love, but u cannot has be under my umbrella becuz u called me fat,