Like Tears of a Clown: The Fat Rolls of a Pursedog
September 10, 2007
Since her last public appearance on this blog, Ceiba has porked up a little. A tad. A few pounds and ounces. A mere 25% of her body weight. Or so.
Where mah spangly bra and hotpants be at, bitches?
The scientific community is baffled, as her kibble -- her healthy, low-fat, high-protein, crazy-expensive for the preshus-shookie-ookie-kums kibble -- remains largely untouched. And yet there's something about the neck rolls and rotund torso that suggest WAFFLES. LOTS AND LOTS OF WAFFLES.
I can has chili cheez fries?
OMFG SMALL ONE HAS COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE
Eh. Fuckkit. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Max is also overweight, but that's nothing new. He's been overeating to fill a nutsack-shaped void for YEARS now.
I eat kibble while Lard Dog sleep. Is win-win.