"Links," as I believe the kids call them

Still trying to unplug on Tuesdays, more or less. Still failing, more or less, but I can't quit you, Britney. Now go put on some pants.

• The saga of my toilet paper continues, as I sort-of concede defeat.
• I've said it before and I'll say it again: always invite bloggers to your parties.
• Also this.
• And lastly, the scariest video I have ever twitched uncomfortably through:

(Part one of that video is here, if you're interested.)

And...uh. That's it! I have a long day of Mr. Potato Heading ahead of me, if you know what I mean, and I think you do, and if that's true please email me because I have no idea what I'm talking about anymore.