Bringin' SexyVBAC
March 14, 2008
Red whore panties + C-section scar + stretch marks = WINNER
(No, I have no idea why I am posting this. It seemed vaguely on-topic, but now that I'm looking at it I realize it's probably just gross. But I know that once I hit the publish button I am going to take a nap. So perhaps Britney-style debasement just seems a lot simpler at this point than a lot of typing and words and zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.)
As long as you keep wearing the red whore panties, you're okay mentally!
Awesome. Good for you.
One word.
Vavavoom!
I have 2 of those 3 things, not saying which 2, though.
Jules
House of Jules
Wow, your scar is really faint! Oh, and it eez not ze red zat makes ze panties ze whore panties. It eez ze bow. But hey, I think they're pretty. I like red.
yeah it actually took me a minute to figure out what scar you were talking about. so there's that...
and cute undies :)
Hey - I've been watching this website (http://theshapeofamother.com/home.php) recently and can totally appreciate all of the mothers out there that have already fallen in love with their post baby bodies and those who are struggling with it all...from stretch marks, to tummy pudge, to c-section scars. You should totally send your picture and story in - you would rock the page with those red panties and that barely-there scar!
Hot damn!
What scar? And LOVE the panties! I can never find cute and/or sexy undies when I'm pregnant. My butt gets too big!
My son (15) has been singing that darn "I'm bringing Sexy Back" song for 2 days - every time he puts his sunglasses on. Now you've given me a reason to smile when I hear him sing it & he'll never know why I'm smirking ;)
Love the panty peek. Snort.
Best. Title. Ever.
Best. Title. Ever.
Yay for red whore panties! Maybe next is animal print. RARRH!
Is it weird that the first thing I thought, upon seeing that picture is, "Hey! I think I have the same panties?"
Just askin.
Ha! If I tried to do that I'd need a team of assistants to hold up my stretched out stomach flab before we could find my incision scar (which is waaaaay longer than they are supposed to be, btw!). Your belly is rockin' this picture. :)
I won't stand for the disparagement of your panties. I'm sure they are just sluts.
After all, panties have no pockets. They give it away for free.
Now if you were wearing granny panties I may have had something else to say..LOL
And your scar! I still had to stare closely as my computer screen to even see a tiny bit of it! That doctor deserves major props.
Hey... How YOU doin'?
PS- The fact that you are actually wearing panties puts you one step ahead of Britney.
So, I was ridiculously big at the end of my pregnancy with Alliclaus, as I remember you were with Noah. How did your very wee self end up with such small and dainty stretchmarks. I look like I was mauled by a bear from the navel down. Probably genetics. Damn you, genetics!
I have that same scar but it is instead encased in a very sexy pair of white Old Navy cotton panties. With period stains. Top that.
Why do I want to put two google eyes over that scar and make a muppet?
Also, best title ever and yay bravery and cute pic!
OMG! I'm wearing the exact same panties RIGHT NOW!
There's a scar there? Really?
And I don't have stretch marks, but I'd trade them in a red hot second for all the "damage" done to ALL the areas of my nether regions during child birth. And I think it's like the stretch marks: it's been two years now, so I don't think it's going to get any better. Ok, that was probably too much information but I thought it might be okay after I got to see your panties. =)
Now your poor child will forever be mentally damaged because you wore whore panties while pregnant with him/her. If you ask me that is something to brag about right there.
wow, hardly noticeable! cute undies
Okay you just totally made me take off my pants and check...
... and what I suspected was true. I totally could not have taken a picture like that without how shall we say, ummm preparing for bikini season.
Interesting placement. I have a funny story about what happened on my second C when they tried to follow the line of the first scar. I'll save it for if you decide to repeat.
That title wins for funniest blog entry title of the year.
You go.
I seriously had to look for about a minute to *see* the scar.
Cute panties!
You are too cute! And I agree - best title ever!! :)
wow does t make me a whore because i have the panties!also available in pink!!
Don't da whore panties fix everything.
That made me giggle. Now do I have to show you mine? ;-) Mine looked like that after just 2 weeks and I was so happy. I don't know if it was the super glue or what, but I was very glad it healed up so quickly.
Wow. What can I say. Every time I think I am about to be ready to try for a baby I see things like this... It is INTENSE and HEROIC and I have nothing but respect. And then I cuddle my poor sweet Yorkie within an inch of his life and TRY to remember to breathe!
I 5th that (or whatever number we're on): BEST. TITLE. EVER.
Thanks for keepin' it real. It's nice to remember stretch marks are normal, even on someone as cute as yourself.
I'm impressed. Although I feel the need to warn, in case you haven't slathered-up enough with stretch-mark prevention cream. You will probably get more. You probably knew that though. Me, not so much. Figured my skin did all the major stretching the first time around and that I should have very little additional stretching. BOY WAS I WRONG! I now have stretch marks that snuck up clear above my navel. I did, however, take the Strivectin-SD plunge and surprisingly saw results in the 5 or so weeks I've been irregularly using it.
Oh, damn you and your invisible c-section scar. No, that's just my jealousy talking. Mine is thick and bright pink. I'd love to have that scar... wanna trade?
You can barely see your little scar, but then give it a few months and you won't be able to see any of your nether regions over your belly. Ditto on the best title ever.
You are so lucky, your scar is barely visible....way less visible than Britney's....LOL.
Okay, so I just turned off "No Country for Old Men" in my Blu-Ray and I looked at the post that had been pulling up on my sucky internet connection, and I forgot that I was trying to pull up your blog (have been drinking wine. what??) and I thought, "What the hell did I just go to? That's hot. Is that a lingerie site?"
SO. Basically. Ain't nothin' wrong with that...
O.k. so I was really excited to hear you were pregnant after all the time Jason and you were trying; and of course because I am an infertility patient with two adopted children. But now I must ask myself are you remotely happy to be pregnant?? Because you have nothing positive to say about the experience after you have been blessed twice by the gift of conception. Just wondering.....
Be proud of that scar. A TEN POUND BABY CAME OUT OF IT.
oh leslie, don't you know what kind of guiltspin you will send her into.. be nice to the preg lady. she didn't forget what it was like. she's feelin the full experience.
It's all good - and all real!
I don't have a c-section scar, I have an episiotomy scar! This pic makes me wish I had a your kind of scar instead.
because its WAY hotter.
TRUST ME....
Scar? There's a scar there?
When they spayed me they went in through my belly button - to spare me unsightly scarring, they said, although why they would try to avoid one more ripple in the undulating stretchmark tundra that was my belly I still don't know.
Whatever. I was never a bikini kinda gal anyway.
Blogging your red panties during the first few months of newly-pregnant woe? You are *fierce*.
Check, check and check - I'm there with you on all three.
The title made posting it worth it alone. Awesome.