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March 07, 2008

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My god, this blog. It is astoundingly boring.

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So. Very. Very. Boring.

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It is not updated often enough for my discriminating tastes, either.

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And this kid is much too old to be very interesting.

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Not that all this pregnancy puking and hot dog binge talk is all that appetizing.

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In sum, I am in ur charming family portrait, expressing mah disdain. Pfft.

Love,
OG Homie aka Ceiba!

Posted at 03:09 PM in breathtaking dumbness, Ceiba, Maximillian Thunderdome, Noah | Permalink

Comments

Photo essays are always welcome.

Posted by: Kim | March 07, 2008 at 03:11 PM

I'd like to see Max's thoughts documented through a photo essay. Noah is preshus, but you know this!

Posted by: Shelley | March 07, 2008 at 03:13 PM

I'd like to see Max's thoughts documented through a photo essay. Noah is preshus, but you know this!

Posted by: Shelley | March 07, 2008 at 03:13 PM

can you cuddle a dog like that? when there is no fur to speak of and it looks all sharp edged like nicole ritchie did before she got pregnant?

Posted by: honestyrain | March 07, 2008 at 03:14 PM

my bad on the double posting....

Posted by: Shelley | March 07, 2008 at 03:14 PM

I'm very worried about Noah's nutrition, because clearly that dog is somehow getting all of his food.

Posted by: Fraulein N | March 07, 2008 at 03:18 PM

I was wondering how Ceiba was doing. I was afraid he might run for the hills to avoid another leg breaking incident when the new baby comes home.

Posted by: Someone Being Me | March 07, 2008 at 03:26 PM

Am lovin' your pregnancy calendar, just found out I'm 5 weeks (with my first!), so it's perfect timing for me. Am so glad to know the bloating is normal, that's one I'd never heard!

Also, odd question, have you had issues logging in to typepad since Wednesday? Just wondering...

Posted by: Kimba | March 07, 2008 at 03:27 PM

Max is all, "I wonder what you taste like."

Posted by: steen | March 07, 2008 at 03:30 PM

Oh good I was needing a Ceiba post!

Posted by: Sarah | March 07, 2008 at 03:34 PM

What a sweet dog. :D

Posted by: Mel | March 07, 2008 at 03:44 PM

My G-d, Max is bigger than Noah!

Posted by: Melanie | March 07, 2008 at 04:18 PM

Love that dog. I agree that a Max post would be much loved.

Posted by: janssen | March 07, 2008 at 04:21 PM

We's got no barfn here. U's come to mah house.

Posted by: Starbuck | March 07, 2008 at 04:57 PM

WHERE'S MAH BUKKIT?
Jules
House of Jules

Posted by: Jules | March 07, 2008 at 05:22 PM

Photo essays are always welcome.

Especially with cute Noah!

Posted by: M.A. Smith | March 07, 2008 at 05:37 PM

That is one FAT purse-dog. Max has his back turned and seems to be eyeing Ceiba in disgust, lol

Posted by: Maeven | March 07, 2008 at 05:47 PM

photo essay ftw!
i agree that max needs one!

Posted by: redd | March 07, 2008 at 06:36 PM

These are always my favorite!!

Posted by: alison | March 07, 2008 at 06:45 PM

Max! I'm so happy to see Max, I've missed him!

Posted by: Meg | March 07, 2008 at 07:23 PM

I LOVE Ceiba!!!

Posted by: ligirl | March 07, 2008 at 07:26 PM

You know what... ? I think we are in a "blog content drought" in general. So you should take pride that you are one of the people who are (is? grammar is HARD!) able to maintain your readership through dog photo essays. Yes. We love you THAT. MUCH.

(Also? Your pregnancy makes me kind of squee....)

Posted by: PaintingChef | March 07, 2008 at 10:39 PM

holy shit, your cat is as big as the boy

Posted by: Chris | March 07, 2008 at 11:51 PM

wow, those are some big teeth he's sporting there

Posted by: creative type dad | March 08, 2008 at 02:09 AM

I like that dog, which is weird because usually me and dogs? Nah. That one though looks like he would fit in with my kind of world, also how do you pronounce his name? I am like some kind of idiot when I read it and try and say it and them try it another way, usually I end up saying it like cyber...but it would make my brain happy to know how it shoud be said, thankyou.
I am so happy you are pregnant and even happier that I am not, phew.

Posted by: Helen | March 08, 2008 at 06:49 AM

I love Ceiba posts. Ceiba is such a cool dog. I have a chi that looks a bit like her. She's such a sweetheart.

And to the earlier poster... they are very cuddly... why would you think a dog would need to be hairy to be cuddly?

Posted by: Michelle | March 08, 2008 at 08:35 AM

I didn't know a dog could be bershon!

Posted by: Editrix | March 08, 2008 at 08:44 AM

Oh my God! This blog has brought new meaning to my life. I'm a stay at home mom to an 8 month old and as of now DO NOT FEEL like I am the only one who feels the way I do! OMG! Thank you thank you thank you AMY! I no longer want to rip my husband's balls off because he can 1) shower longer than 4 minutes EVERY DAY, 2) he actually gets out of the house every day (and gets dressed for that matter), 3) eats out every day for lunch and 4) doesn't have a baby climbing on him 24/7. Ugh, thank you for shedding the light on the SAHM industry!

Posted by: Heather | March 08, 2008 at 09:10 AM

I cant believe it. i have 2 dogs identical to yours. miniature pinschers. i am so happy to see that yours are the larger type. everytime we go to dr they say mine are too big. i cant control bone growth. we just had bladderstones in the male. a heafty 945.00 bill.

Posted by: mimi2303 | March 08, 2008 at 10:35 AM

Don't worry, Amy. You'll just start a new group of followers who only write about hot dogs and puking. heh.

But it's because we luvss you soooo mucchhh.

Posted by: Mrs. Flinger | March 08, 2008 at 11:23 AM

The Noah, Ceiba and Max all in one day, in picture form? My life is complete...

Posted by: Missie | March 08, 2008 at 11:55 AM

Oh, lolcats, how you have overrun the internet. :P

Posted by: Michelle | March 08, 2008 at 02:47 PM

theres much to be said for almost-instant gratification :-)
thank you! now i dont feel so bad about missin the damn dog in the midst of baby jubilation LOL. take care sweetie

Posted by: eleventy frillionth amy | March 08, 2008 at 04:09 PM

Is that a rat or a dog?

Posted by: Mike | March 08, 2008 at 04:39 PM

Hey,

Really great blog! I'd love your advice on mine:
www.sunnylandsydney.blogspot.com
Keep up the great work!

Love Sunny

Posted by: Sunny | March 08, 2008 at 06:18 PM

I really thought that my siter's monster cat Sitka was the largest cat I would ever see in my life. Unless Noah is extremely petite, Max has Sitka beat.
I like the photo essay, but the sunbeam is still my favorite.

Posted by: amymvr | March 08, 2008 at 07:32 PM

I still love your blog. And think it's interesting. Maybe that's just 'cause we're in the same boat. But tell the dog to start its own blog if it doesn't like yours.

Posted by: Wallydraigle | March 09, 2008 at 01:27 AM

Seriously. Cute dogs and cute kids go a long, long, long way. No worries there.

Posted by: Jenn | March 09, 2008 at 04:45 PM

HOly crap, you're preggers again? Congrats and where the hell have I been? Oh yeah, working and also not blogging. At least your non-blogging entries are fun. ALSO: I lived at Dairy Queen and Taco Bell during my first pregnancy. You are not alone.

Posted by: warcrygirl | March 09, 2008 at 04:59 PM

honestyrain: Ceiba's (SAY-bah!) ears and face and belly are like soft, soft velvet, and she is very much a cuddly little lapdog. She rarely leaves my lap and makes funny little newborn-sigh-sounds when you pet her just right.

Right now she is curled up into a six-inch ball on my lap. She also has no real opinions about my blog. She is actually dumber as a box of pebbles, but I love her anyway.

Posted by: Amalah | March 09, 2008 at 05:31 PM

As Christian, winner of Project Runway would say, Ceiba is fierce! He should guest post more often (Ceiba, that is, although if you could get Christian to guest post? That would be awesomer).

Posted by: Elizabeth | March 09, 2008 at 10:04 PM

Oh no, I called Ceiba HE. My apologies, dear girl.

Posted by: Elizabeth | March 09, 2008 at 10:05 PM

Ceiba! How I missed you.

Posted by: Maria | March 10, 2008 at 03:48 AM

I really like picture #3. I make that face often. Ceiba represent!

Posted by: Heather | March 10, 2008 at 05:42 AM

I LOVE pictures of Noah, Ceiba, Max and all three! :)
Ceiba is quite opinionated though, isn't she?

Posted by: Liana | March 10, 2008 at 07:51 AM

Holy shit!!! That was a cat??? I thought it was part of the chair/pillow Noah was lounging on....Still cute my friend....

Posted by: Pat | March 10, 2008 at 02:11 PM

Yeesh! I didn't realize little dogs could be so snooty.

Posted by: Reluctant Housewife | March 10, 2008 at 02:34 PM

Boy Min Pin's are great at cleaning up after 2 year olds food droppings aren't they? ;)
Mine has that stodgy body and thick neck now too! I love it!
Ceiba should totally get her own blog.

Posted by: Kay | March 10, 2008 at 06:34 PM

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