Just sat down to type a really funny story and then Noah woke up and he recently figured out how to work doorknobs AND YES I know about the childproof doorknob covers but I haven't bought one yet and he is running around without pants on and look, here are some belly photos at least I put a damn bra on this time okay.
Fun fact! This is the first week my belly does not fully fit in the neat little squares of the "Crop Photo" grid.
My arms are beginning to resemble the Olympic shot-putters'. Except without all the "strength" and "muscle." Mine are more "jiggly" and "marshmallow fluff."
And here's some full frontal, just as a treat. Tell me, does my belly button remind you of anything?