nOT yET Mastering teh 0ne-handed Typing Thing
October 22, 2008
Baby may be cross between vampire and those newly hatched velociraptors from Jurassic Park, what with the FEEDING and FEEDING and rarrrry little squawks and howls. I sometimes stick my face in front of his during the frantic rooting, because it amuses me when he attempts to latch on to my nose.
Yeah. So I typed those two sentences awhile ago. Three days, two days, something like that. It's time to admit that entries involving "words" may still be beyond me at this point. You guys like pictures, right?
(Photos ahoy after the jump, so you won't want to kill me over the slow load times.)
A few more from the hospital stay:
Two hours old, or so.
Last night, on our first family pizza outing, which was my idea, wheeee percocet!:
And today. One week old:
PS Things are great. We are great. Breastfeeding (!!!) is great. Still just all around disgustingly happy and great. Seriously could be talked into having a dozen more babies right now, because I am genuinely loving every second of this. Jason is "home" but stuck finishing up one last important project for work that he couldn't delegate to a coworker so I've been essentially going at this whole thing solo, which is also -- no shit, get this -- ALSO GOING GREAT except for the whole "Internet" and "writing" and "seriously, how is this kid hungry AGAIN, OH MY GOD" parts. And Ez does not. like. to. be. put. down. no. no. not. ever, so even during the 45 minutes a day when he is NOT eating or pooping he's pretty much in my arms or strapped to my body in a sling but I better still keep at least one arm wrapped around the sling lest he think for one second that Milks Lady is not within close clamping range.
PPS Luckily, I was able to easily delegate the dumb crap that I do for a living, so please please remember to visit the fine folks at Mamapop who stepped up to cover my posting times AND my hand-picked dream team of guest bloggers over at the Advice Smackdown at AlphaMom. Izzy from IzzyMom, Leah from a girl and a boy and Amanda from Mandajuice filled in for me this week, and soooo many more awesome people will be posting over the next few weeks. Finally, the Advice Smackdown contains 100% actual advice that you might really want to consider taking! For the first time ever! Limited-time offer, come on down before they hand the column back to the scatterbrained crazy lady who's all waxing rhapsodic about poopy newborn diapers!