I'll have you know that no less than two hours after posting yesterday's lovey-my-baby-is-perfect-and-life-is-a-beautiful-Hallmarkian-flower entry, I hysterically and uselessly ordered Ezra to "STOP CRYING!"
And it worked about as well as you would expect it to. Then I hid in the bathroom for 10 minutes.
/totally gratuitous and unrelated to this post
(Have a nice weekend, everybody.)