Funny. There's nothing like a sore throat to suddenly change you from one of those "swine flu = overblown media creation = everybody should just shut the fuck up about the swine flu" people into one of those "desperately Googling swine flu symptoms = oh my god I'm totally dying of swine flu" people.
In other news, I'm sick! Again. It's delightful. Just when I thought I was fresh out of moans.
I felt all fine and dandy all week and came in contact with all sorts of wonderful people (sorry for possibly giving you swine flu, wonderful people.), and even went out on Monday night with the DC Metro Moms to have dinner at Spike From Top Chef's Restaurant, which is actually called Good Stuff Eatery, but I can't stop calling it Spike From Top Chef's Restaurant. It was a lot of fun and I don't think I harassed a single reality show star AND I even remembered my camera. Though once I came home I realized I'd taken exactly two pictures: one really blurry picture of my french fries and one picture of a bobby pin on the ground at the Metro station (because I'd been texting Jodi while getting ready? complaining that I really needed a bobby pin for my hair? and even though I know I own a good million and four bobby pins I couldn't find one but then there was a bobby pin lying right there on the ground and oh...never mind).
Hmm...what else should I talk about? Talk talk talk. Typitty type. Man, my throat is sore. I need to shower. I think the baby is waking up. I think Noah is being observed at school by the district as we speak, but don't quote me on that because I tried to write a check today and dated it in April and then required actual convincing that no, it's not April anymore. I feel like there was something I was planning to talk about today but no longer remember a whole three paragraphs in. Yep, the baby is definitely waking up. Yep, I REALLY need to shower.
In summary, I like things and places and blogs but not being sick. Look, here is a picture of a baby. I think babies are nice. Now I shall sneak off before anybody notices that I just typed a string of sentences that don't actually say anything oh God why am I still typing just STOP, jackass okay I'm done.