That Thing You Do, Illustrated
May 04, 2009
"What are you DOING to him?" Jason asked.
"What?" I asked innocently, while adjusting the zoom on the camera. "I just wanted some pictures of those faces he makes when he does that thing -- when he cries the minute I walk away and stops once I walk back and..."
"Okay. Yeah. Maybe this isn't the type of parenting moment I really want documented."
"Eh, look, now he's fine! Hi, happy baby!"
"That was still kind of mean."
"I think that's the kind of call only the Internet can objectively make."