Here, I'll start. I call this one OH CRAP:
And this one is TURTLE STUCK UNDER THE COUCH WHEN IT ALL COMES TO NAUGHT:
And this one is JELUSY:
Now your turn. Be warned, these may be the cutest pictures I have ever posted, if you're a fan of the messy-baby-eating-spaghetti genre of photography. If you're not, then...I have nothing for you today, move along. For everybody's sake, I will hide the cuteness-slash-unbearable-cliche under one of those "jump" things all the kids today seem to be so into:
Double chin heh.
INVISIBLE BEFORE PANTS.
I CAN HAZ MEATBALL?
I CAN HAZ NEW INTERNET MEME? I MEAN, GOD. FOR REAL.
WHAT'S NEXT, ALL YOUR NOODLE ARE BELONG TO US?
TYPE NOM NOM AND YOU'RE FINISHED, WOMAN.
(Thanks for all the input on the kitchen. I have every intention of thinking about maybe going to the paint store sometime in the very near future. Right now a grey-green is our front-runner, along with black door pulls and realigning all the kitchen cabinets to accomodate the sub-zero refrigerator I ordered to fit my platters, because when I have dinner parties I always have platters, and while we're at it we might flip the house so the back is in the front and the front is in the back and couldn't we just put the front on a great big hinge so I can just get in with a garage door opener?)