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Monday Open Caption, Non-Kitchen Edition For the Love of God FINALLY

June 08, 2009

Here, I'll start. I call this one OH CRAP:

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And this one is TURTLE STUCK UNDER THE COUCH WHEN IT ALL COMES TO NAUGHT:

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And this one is JELUSY:

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Now your turn. Be warned, these may be the cutest pictures I have ever posted, if you're a fan of the messy-baby-eating-spaghetti genre of photography. If you're not, then...I have nothing for you today, move along. For everybody's sake, I will hide the cuteness-slash-unbearable-cliche under one of those "jump" things all the kids today seem to be so into:

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Heh.

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Double chin heh.

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INVISIBLE BEFORE PANTS.

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I CAN HAZ MEATBALL?

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I CAN HAZ NEW INTERNET MEME? I MEAN, GOD. FOR REAL.

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WHAT'S NEXT, ALL YOUR NOODLE ARE BELONG TO US?

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TYPE NOM NOM AND YOU'RE FINISHED, WOMAN.

(Thanks for all the input on the kitchen. I have every intention of thinking about maybe going to the paint store sometime in the very near future. Right now a grey-green is our front-runner, along with black door pulls and realigning all the kitchen cabinets to accomodate the sub-zero refrigerator I ordered to fit my platters, because when I have dinner parties I always have platters, and while we're at it we might flip the house so the back is in the front and the front is in the back and couldn't we just put the front on a great big hinge so I can just get in with a garage door opener?)

Posted at 02:21 PM in Ezra, Noah | Permalink

Comments

Sleepless in Seattle!

Posted by: Kitchen Vixen | June 08, 2009 at 02:24 PM

Sure, yeah, we can do that, we're just gonna need to move the kitchen cabinets over by about a couple of feet.

OMG the baby cuteness.

Posted by: Karen | June 08, 2009 at 02:24 PM

Oh, Amy. A Sleepless in Seattle reference AND the most precious, adorable big brown-eyed baby eating noodles?! I love this post so much.

Posted by: Kailee | June 08, 2009 at 02:27 PM

MEATBALLS!!!!!!!!

You are in such trouble with those cuties. Seriously.


NOM NOM NOM!!!!


Posted by: martha | June 08, 2009 at 02:28 PM

Love the Sleepless in Seattle quote. One of my favorite lines from that movie. That and when his sister is describing the movie and the guys make fun of her with Dr Strangelove.

Posted by: angela | June 08, 2009 at 02:30 PM

And now I have to watch a certain Tom Hanks/ Meg Ryan before she let the aliens attack her face movie. Thanks for the reference and the early afternoon snack! Nom!

Posted by: Sprite's Keeper | June 08, 2009 at 02:31 PM

Oh your baby(ies) are so pretty -- even covered in spaghetti. Hurry and start the house project(s) so we can laugh and cheer you on during/after.

Posted by: Elizabeth_K | June 08, 2009 at 02:40 PM

One of the cutest babies ever, hands down.

Posted by: Lindsey | June 08, 2009 at 02:54 PM

One of the cutest babies ever, hands down.

Posted by: Lindsey | June 08, 2009 at 02:54 PM

Very adorable. Both of em, even jealous.

Posted by: Plano Mom | June 08, 2009 at 03:02 PM

best sleepless in seattle reference ever.

amazing.

Posted by: drbolte | June 08, 2009 at 03:08 PM

Love that movie!!! and pictures are TOO cute! What a preshus smile!

Posted by: Johanna | June 08, 2009 at 03:14 PM

Amy - Talk nice to me, and I'll put your cabinets wherever you want - another zip code, if you're mean.

Posted by: Amy's GPS | June 08, 2009 at 03:16 PM

I didn't get the Sleepless in Seattle reference.....which quote?!

cute spaghetti baby!

Posted by: CAB | June 08, 2009 at 03:18 PM

Sleepless in Seattle FTW!

Posted by: Meredith | June 08, 2009 at 03:26 PM

It was "The Dirty Dozen," not "Dr. Strangelove."

/slinks away in shame for knowing that OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD

Posted by: Lisa | June 08, 2009 at 03:30 PM

I like the idea of a hinge on the front. It would make cleaning house so much easier.

And LOVE the spaghetti pics.

Posted by: slyeyes | June 08, 2009 at 03:53 PM

Soooo cute! Such beautiful children!

Posted by: Parsing Nonsense | June 08, 2009 at 04:09 PM

NOM NOM NOM. There, I said it for you!

...and those cheeks and balled-around-spaghetti-fists look good enough to eat!

Posted by: ladybughugs | June 08, 2009 at 04:09 PM

I can't believe you have the guts to give Ezra noodles! My son is the same age and I freak out when he tries cheerios and looks like he wants to gag. What a cutie!

Posted by: LD's Mom | June 08, 2009 at 04:13 PM

The cuteness is overwhelming!

Posted by: Kristin | June 08, 2009 at 04:36 PM

ADORABLE!

Posted by: Stephanie | June 08, 2009 at 04:47 PM

What? No tomato sauce? Why didn't I think of that before my little one was covered in orange?

Posted by: Jennifer @ Here-I-Stand | June 08, 2009 at 05:02 PM

dying with the cute, Amalah...

Posted by: jen | June 08, 2009 at 05:06 PM

I was dangerously close to the monitor by the time I finished looking at the Spaghetti Session shots. And drooling. Nom nom NOM, dammit.

Posted by: wordnerd | June 08, 2009 at 05:22 PM

Oh, my gravy. That is one cute baby. I particularly like the one with Ez holding up two fistsful (fistfulls?) of spaghetti. Makes me want to start my 4-month-old-tomorrow on solids just so I can take cute photos.

Posted by: paranoid | June 08, 2009 at 05:44 PM

Um, what about the Flying Spaghetti Monster jokes? OBEY YOUR NOODLY MASTER.

Posted by: KatC | June 08, 2009 at 05:46 PM

I get kind of a "you disgust me" vibe from that first picture of Ezra.

Posted by: Kiki | June 08, 2009 at 06:19 PM

I just can't get over how Ezra is a MiniAmy. It's AMAZING. And I thought NOAH looked like you back in the day.

Posted by: jonniker | June 08, 2009 at 06:40 PM

Well, that will be a setback of at least 6... 8... 12 weeks but the important thing is to GET IT RIGHT.

Posted by: Karen | June 08, 2009 at 09:35 PM

what about the grey-green in the background/sides of your blog? and, also, omigod adorable.

Posted by: Katie | June 08, 2009 at 10:07 PM

We are SO having spaghetti tomorrow. :P

Posted by: Becca | June 08, 2009 at 10:44 PM

V. cute baby.

But I do have one curious question. Why are your children, in particularly the baby, often half naked?
I understand the they they are easier to clean and wipe after the noodle meal, but I cannot help but wonder why Ez is often half naked. I would worry about his skin rubbing raw on the mat or floor, him catching a chill etc. Just curios.

Posted by: lolismum | June 08, 2009 at 11:11 PM

I just watched Sleepless in Seattle a couple of days ago -- and now I feel the need to watch it again! ;) And have spaghetti -- I wonder if my kids will object to me making them eat it with their hands, sluppy style? 13 and almost 8 year olds still do that, right?

Posted by: JenniferB | June 09, 2009 at 12:33 AM

Most yummy "grey-green" ever... Restoration Hardware's Silver Sage!
http://www.restorationhardware.com/rh/catalog/product/product.jsp?productId=prod1048015&navAction=jump

Posted by: Cindy | June 09, 2009 at 12:35 AM

Those babies are also very yummy. Serioulsy adorable. I don't know how you stand it.

Posted by: Cindy | June 09, 2009 at 12:38 AM

Love it, love it, love it. More, more, more!!

Posted by: Jennifer | June 09, 2009 at 01:49 AM

Dude your kids are damn cute. You just want to be careful though, that curios [sic] lady has a point. It is well known that nakedness is all kinds of risky and possibly even catching. You never know what you might rub raw next.

Posted by: Clare | June 09, 2009 at 05:07 AM

Totally on board with the Sleepless in Seattle quote. Will you look at swatches next? "Hello, Diane, take a look at these swatches!"

Love, love, LOVE spaghetti-eating Ez. Tres preshus.

Posted by: die Frau | June 09, 2009 at 10:28 AM

If I was a supervillian, the preshus would be my kryptonite.

Am I warped for thinking the crawling pictures are actually cuter than the spaghetti ones?

Also, you said Turtle. *snicker* Am I warped for thinking Master of Disguise is one of those horrible movies I can't go a year without watching, and can't go a week without quoting?... "Turrdle. Turdle turdle. Am I too turrrrdly for your turtle club?!"

Posted by: Della | June 09, 2009 at 12:18 PM

My daughter wants to marry Ezra--provided that he teaches her how to eat meatballs (NOOOOOOOO!!!!!).

Posted by: charlotte | June 09, 2009 at 03:20 PM

Hello, Diane, take a look at these swatches!

Posted by: michele | June 09, 2009 at 04:19 PM

So Soooo Cute!!!

Posted by: Michelle | June 09, 2009 at 08:08 PM

Oh teh cuteness!

I so should introduce your brown-eyed babies to my brown-eyed baby. CUTENESS ARMAGEDDON.

Totally.

Posted by: SueBee | June 09, 2009 at 09:55 PM

Okay, I am like, the perfect demographic here - I am a 32 yo mother of a simlarly brown-eyed 6 mo preshus and I have watched SiS a number of times, but god this post made me feel out of touch. I had to google Internet Meme (thank god for Wikipedia) and I still can't figure out what the quote was (um, yeah, slow day at work). I guess the only solution is to keep reading your blog in hopes that it will all be revealed eventually.

Oh, and it's been too damn cold in Denver for the preshus to be naked, but SOON he will be down to nothing but his gdiaper and then what havoc will rain down on us?

Posted by: Susan | June 10, 2009 at 02:04 PM

I LOVE YOU for the Sleepless in Seattle quote! But holy heck, those photos of noodley Ezra, those are outrageously adorable!

Posted by: Elizabeth | June 10, 2009 at 05:52 PM

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