Pimp My Track
December 22, 2009
IS THAT A RAMP? AM I TOTALLY MESSING WITH YOU RIGHT NOW?
FUCK, IT'S A RAMP, MOTHERFUCKERS. WITH DUPLO BLOCK COLUMNS.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THESE DUPLO BLOCK COLUMNS? IS THAT GENUINE FAUX COBBLESTONE DETAILING ON THOSE DUPLO BLOCK COLUMNS?
SERIOUSLY. LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING TRUCKS. THEY'RE ALL, WHO LIVES HERE? THE POPE?
ALL THIS, AND WE'RE ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKERS.
AND LIKE THREE OR FOUR OTHER BRIDGES AT LEAST AND THE TRACK GOES AROUND IN LIKE A LOOP OR SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE THAT, OH MY GOD BECKY.
HOLY SHIT, IT'S A WINDMILL.
EVEN THOMAS IS ALL, CONGA LINE, THEN WE GO FIND SOME BITCHES.
(They canceled school tomorrow, too. Then it's winter break until January. I'm kind of afraid. There's still a lot of extra track down here.)