Counterpoint: Year of the Tigercat
January 05, 2010
I mean, Point One: TigerDOG doesn't make a lick of sense ANYWAYS, and Point Two:
ROWRR, I am lushus.
Yeah, I know. I don't many appearances on this blog thing these days. I certainly don't write whole entries anymore. You know why?
Because I am a fucking CAT, you stupid sons of bitches.
I mean, look! No thumbs.
Besides, I lead a very rich and fulfilling life offline.
I enjoy looking pissed off, even when I'm not. So having a Twitter account would just be redundant.
I enjoy this, which negates any need for adoring blog comments.
And this, which is just like, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwlolomg.
I LIKE THIS. THUMBS UP. STICK THAT IN YOUR FACEBOOK.
And of course, Puppy.
Sigh. Isn't he adorable?
Hard to believe we're both 11 years old now. Seems like yesterday we were both the same size. And Puppy had a scalp and did not poop stuffing at such an alarming rate.
(First person who makes an Edward jokes has to come over and make the beds. While I fight you.)
(With furious chin rubs.)
Puppy needs a sewing kit!
I just realized how much I miss reading posts by/about your pets.
(This doesn't make me lame, does it?)
I don't even like cats but I am officially jealous of yours!
Yaaay Max! This made me squee.
Isn't that an elephant?
Love this post & Max looks A LOT like my Yang, who is 3 years old. Yang also likes to lick his, you know, privates (photo 5). Thanks for reminding me that I actually like my cats. Somedays I wonder. (Yang has a sister (same litter but she's blue point) and her name is Yin. Yeah we got some Yin & Yang at our house.)
Your kids & pets are fabulous!
Love Max!
This just so sillily made my day ... this right here.
If "Year of The TigerStinkBug" is next we're all in trouble.
I'm holding out for the Year of the Confused Flour Beetles.
That cat is such an apple-headed, Siamese-licious, cross-eyed lovey.
Awwwww... I have never seen a cat look so content and so complete with a raggedy old toy as your pretty kitty. So adorable.
God, I love your pets, and your children, but I really love posts by your deodorant collection.
Thanks for all the laughs and tears in 2009, Amy. Happy New Year.
I sense a canine counterpoint to this counterpoint coming up..
check it out! you're on oh dee doh: http://www.ohdeedoh.com/ohdeedoh/meal-time-goods/what-to-do-with-leftover-breast-milk-storage-bagsgood-idea-105100
(I got nothing to do with those ppl, just recognized your picture)
Both pets look like they're not suffering in the food department. Does Max like waffles too?
I heart your pet posts. They make me smile!
Question - Are you wearing chainmail? LOL jk - I like your shiny sweater.
I also LOVE kitty's crossed eyes. I had a Siamese colored cat with crossed eyes. We called him Oafy because we was...oafy.
Okay, okay! I'll stop asking about the beautiful, regal-looking cat, who was more than likely worshipped in a past life because, Dang! That is one handsome boy. With crossed eyes.
love it! i'm a cat person so while i did enjoy hearing from Ceiba this morning, hearing from Max mad my day! i love his big paws! and him nomming on puppy! too cute!
I admit it, I love cat posts. Especially fat, um, lushus cats.
Yeah, that was the best thing ever.
I don't like cats.
I can tell that they're always JUDGING me.
BLUE STEEL!!1!
OK, Cat post aside... is that a hand painted piece of furniture in the background of picture number 6? Cute...
Also... you are hilarious!
Edward who?
Nice, big, juicy Max!
Yay, I had been wondering how Max was since he never shows up in the photos the way Ceiba manages to get gratuitous butt in there.
I honestly think Maximillian Thunderdome is the Best. Pet. Name. EVER. I may steal it. I hope you don't mind.
I so thought my cat was the only cat in the world that carried around a teddybear. Thank you for asuaging my fears. My cat is normal...er!
Beautiful cat. And I love the pictures with Puppy.
Max is mrowrrr sexxxy! Seriously, one good looking cat.
Can't wait for the next Ceiba/Max series of posts.
You managed to hold onto a cat toy for 11 years? With kids and a dog and a move? I bow to you.
omg he is beautiful!!!
OMG ROWR!!!! Love that Meezer! Makes me miss my little blue eyed mow mow... :(
Max is gorgeous and should get wayyyyy more exposure on the blog. Of course, he'd never agree to THAT - CATS RULE!!!!!
I was so hoping we would get to see Max after Ceiba yesterday.
That is one beautiful cat!
I R LOVE SUM MAX (AND CEIBA)
Hee!
Love Max!
Puppy needs plush toy Imodium.
But, then again, if I had something that big chewing on my neck I'd shit myself too.
Loving loving LOVING the pet posts! Please keep them coming? Max is such a beauty!
we grew up with cats like yours. They were wonderful cats.We had a sealpoint. Chim. named after the first Chim who was named after the song from Mary poppins...
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-ee!
A sweep is as lucky, as lucky can be
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Good luck will rub off when I shakes 'ands with you
Or blow me a kiss and that's lucky too
Now, as the ladder of life 'as been strung
You might think a sweep's on the bottommost rung
Though I spends me time in the ashes and smoke
In this 'ole wide world there's no 'appier bloke
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-ee!
A sweep is as lucky, as lucky can be
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Good luck will rub off when I shakes 'ands with you
All:
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
of course they are both in cat heaven along with a few other cats. but I will see them one day.
All hail Max!
Thanks for the smile, I was having a down day.
Maximillian! I did miss you so!!