Why God Invented Photo Cropping
January 08, 2010
In what is likely little more than further proof that I Do Not Understand Twitter, an entry about our holiday card has suddenly developed a third or fourth life over there, thanks to accounts that seem wholly dedicated to tweeting about...paper goods. Ordered some business cards? Party invites? Cocktail napkins? Put that shit on Twitter, you'll be viral in no time.
Likewise, to further prove that I am nothing but an obedient and impressionable blog monkey, I figured I might as well post the outtakes from that photo session, just so everyone can see what a big fat sham the final result actually was:
Ezra: Red Flannel Steel!
Noah: Invisible Pint of Invisible Beer, About To Fall Off Invisible Barstool
Ezra: Invisible Baby Shot Glass
Noah: LOOK AT ME NOT SITTING STILL
Noah: Perfect Gymboree Mannequin
Ezra: Is Staring At Rocks
Both Of Them: Ready For Their Canadian Buddy Stoner Comedy Film
Both Of Them: Wait, You're Gonna Mail This To Who? Eeeeee.
Noah: My Life Is Hard And Full Of Many Injustices
Ezra: I Ate A Bug!
Amy: I think if I crop out Ezra's helpless dangling legs I could make the stranglehold look a bit more affectionate.
Jason: Tell me again why we can't just send out something from Hallmark?