Year of the Tigerdog
January 04, 2010
WHAT UP, BITCHES?
LOOK WHO SNAGGED THE FIRST POST OF 2010. I KNOWRITE? SHE SAYS THIS IS CALLED "THROWING A DOG A BONE."
I R NOT GET NO BONE YET.
STILL. IS NICE TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED FROM ANGLE OTHER THAN "INADVERTENT BUTT IN BACKGROUND."
CEPT NOT FAN OF CLOSE-UPS WHERE U CAN SEE ALL THE GRAY HAIR I GOT AFTER THAT TIME I ATE THE FERTILIZER AND ALMOST DIED, NOT TO BE ALL DRAMZ ABOUT IT.
BUT HEY AT LEAST I R NATURAL REDHEAD UNLIKE SUM PEOPLE AROUND HERE WHAT WHAT YEAH I SAID IT.
SHE DESERVES IT THOUGH. PUT ME ON DIET, TELLS SMALL THINGS TO STOP GIVING ME WAFFLES. THEY DON'T LISTEN TO HER EITHER, LIKE ME. HA HA YAP YAP YAP.
AM AMPLE, YET POINTY. RUB MAH BELLEH. WAFFLES!
OKAY I TIRED NOW BYE. THIS TIME BUTT IS ON PURPOSE.
LOVE this.
Our itty bitty dog is on a diet too. He's started eating the bananas and peas that the baby drops because he is so desperate.
CEIBA! Woot!
And a fabulous first 2010 photo post. Ceiba FTW!
Hilarious.
I am in too much pain to be laughing this hard. Thanks a lot. :-)
Hey, Ceiba!! Lookin' good, lookin' good.
Aww! Ceiba (is she named after the restaurant?) looks fierce in that first photo. The last one is clearly the best, though. Happy New Year!
Hah! Too cute!
looooove me some Ceiba posts! *smooches* for the purse dog.
Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa.
Ceiba is getting a little wide on the south forty. :P
Haha. Cieba, and my dog Ty are the exact same. I put him on a diet too... he's a crumb snatcher though. lol :)
Happy New Year, Ceiba!
You and my Chihuahua need to be BFFs for REALZ: http://www.bachelorgirl.net/?p=2090
woooo AWESOME! best post of 2010 so far:)
Way to represent the plus size purse dogs, Ceiba. I expect to see you sporting a bikini in the spring.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That gave me my daily really hard laugh. This seriously cheered me up loads.
I have missed the Ceiba "I R NOT..." posts. Good one!
Happy New Year!
Love this, so funny!
Oh boy, now I have a craving for icanhascheezburger.
too funny. waffles!
Yay Ceiba! My cats are big, lazy fatasses too. They would say "We haz worn her down. No dietz here, babee! But we can only gets fat on cat fuds. No table scraps. Beotch."
Awww....look at wittle Ceiba. Cutey, cute puppy wuppy. Mwah, mwah, mwah!
Sorry, I just get like that when I see a dog. MUCH to my husband's chagrin.
Went to see a friend's new baby twins at a NYE party over the weekend, and I did about 5 minutes of "OMG! SWEET WITTLE BAYBEEEEZZ!"
And the next 55 minutes of "OMG! COME HERE YOU WITTLE PUPPY!" to their 15 year old dog.
Yeah, I know.
Yay Ceiba! We have a min pin too - his name is Robin and he is svelte, but that is because he tortures the cat, who, since Robin's arrival in our house 18 months ago, has steadily gained so much weight that he actually makes the floorboards creak. Cat is now on diet - no more eating away his pain and sorrow.
The second pic is the definitive "smize"
Rock on with your bad self Ceiba!
Also, Happy New Year!
The things I will do for waffles...
Oh, wait... did I say that out loud?
Oooh, I love her little copper head! She's so cute. I'm glad she's doing well.
Max: I R in ur bazements, bein invizabuhl nd plottin mah dominashun.
Poor Max.
P.S. I LOVE that you had her mocking you about being a natural redhead!
So how do you like your hair? I am a brunette and keep adding more red to it.
ROFL...you tell 'em Ceiba!
I actually remember when Ceiba was a young, lithe, slim pup.
YAYYY I love Ceiba posts! Keep them coming - monthly? :)
YAAAY Ceiba! We've all been missin you behbeh! We all loves us some dogz. Gives belleh rubz all overda plaaze.
Ceiba rocks. More Ceiba, please!
Cieba FTW! I <3 her posts! Poor dear she is probably still traumatized from when she broke her leg after Noah's arrival. Yes, I am a nerd.
Ceiba: Weekly post, yes? Yes??
Not to be all weird about it, but I'm kind of jealous of your glossy coat. The way my hair is looking lately, I'd welcome product suggestions.
hilarious! Happy New Year!
Ceiba looks nice and warm and snuggly! Thanks for giving her a starring role in a post!
Nobody around here listens to me either! :)
Oh shit that made me laugh! I am so glad you understand what your dog says; she is one funny bitch.
heh..
Yay! Ceiba! So glad you are still with us!
Probably not for me, but if it as THE BEST New Year's Present EVA! Read it three times - laughed - hardyharhar - ceib, my man, you IS funny!! And yeah, that non-natural redhead is sortof funny too - but YOU ARE WAY FUNNIER! Promise. Peace Out....
"Inadvertent butt" ftw!
RUB MAH BELLY! You go girl... CEIBA ROCKS!!!
Hey! Woman! Did she get her bone yet?
(looking out for ya, Ceiba...)
Waffles! Snort.
First time dog owner here...fell in love totally on accident with a 7 year old golder retriever. She is a real lady. I never knew I could/would like a dog, let alone love her. More pictures of her in my camera then of the kids..I tell them...she listens better. tee hee
Ceiba!!!!!
LOL.
Thanks for making me smile (as usual!)
LOVE it! Ceiba and my dog, Astro, could be brothers!!!
The seemingly hourly under the high chair sweeping is killing me, and I can't decide if I should get a Roomba or a Ceiba. Do they have her in off-white?
Wow, baby (dog) got back, huh? Not throwing stones in any way, shape or form, just, you know, pointing out the obvious. We had a super awesome beagle with a big ol' butt and a barrel of a chest and belly so that she was like one big sausage - on spindly, delicate white legs. And we loved her to pieces.