Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
April 26, 2010
DID WE GO THROUGH WITH IT? DID WE CUT HIS HAIR?
(Yeah. I sometimes like to pretend that my life haunts your dreams and consumes your every waking moment. Humor me.)
Anyway. Yes. It happened. We did. Uh-huh. It is. I know!
(And I sometimes like to type as if you are a real person asking me real questions that require real answers. I do not believe I have an unhealthy relationship with the Internet at all, no.)
Ezra and his dapper haircut beg to disagree.
Here he is, no doubt Googling some relevant articles from more reputable websites.
Here it is, Mom. According to WebMD, You have a number of serious problems.
Yet I get the sense you are not taking your serious problems seriously.
I better show Dad. Or Twitter.
Trust me, I'm a professional. Just look at the hair. Also: the digger on my shirt has buttons for wheels. Now stop weeping over that creepy envelope of baby hair they gave you this weekend and fetch me some juice.