May 06, 2010
Me: Noah, what did you see on your field trip?
Noah: Sheep! And a horse and a pig. Some baby chickens that I put into their house so they could be warm and I was gentle and did a very good job.
Me: Wow, that sounds like a lot of fu-
Noah: BUT THE BARN, MOMMY.
Me: You saw a barn?
Noah: But it was not a big red barn. It was green and white.
Noah: *throws his hands up in the air, because what's up with that?*
Me: I'm...sorry? Not all barns are red, sometimes...
Noah: I just wanted to see a big red barn. That is all I wanted ever in my whole life!
Noah: *sighs, puts head down on the table, sighs again*
Me: Okay, um, did you see any other cool things?
Noah: *immediately brightens*
Noah: Yeah! Somebody threw up on the bus!