Indulge me, you guys.
For lo, my memory card reader has been lost for many, many days, trapping so many lovely photos from last week on my camera, because I am dumb and forgot that you can just stick a USB cable directly in the camera, like oh. Right. Technology! What a country!
Anyway, I'm on a very tight deadlines everywhere today because I promised to take Noah to see Toy Story 3 after lunch. He is LIVING for after lunch right now. It is the center of his entire UNIVERSE right now. He cried this morning when he realized that he could not simply eat a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich for breakfast and thus trick the space-time continuum into suddenly being "after lunch."
(He JUST became aware of the movie's existence earlier this week. He saw a commercial for it and seemed to think, at first, that it was one of the previous installments, but then that big number three appeared under the logo and he was all, "THREE? THREEEEEE?" He's been bouncing off the walls ever since. I foresee a lot of super-geeky camping out in lines in this fanboy's future.)
Anyway! Here are some pictures from Noah's end-of-school parties. They're really boring. But also cute. YOU WILL LOOK AT THEM. DON'T MAKE ME GET OUT THE SLIDE PROJECTOR.
Attempting a craft at the first party. I look confused. This is probably accurate.
Modeling his handiwork.
Performing a skit about...something....at the second party. Not pictured: Amy, looking confused.
Last summer, this program succeeded in getting Noah to wear a hat.
Hats! We already wore a hat today! NOW WE ARE WEARING MASKS ON OUR FACE.
And sitting on chairs, looking huge and grown-up and so very deserving of an afternoon off with Mommy to see Toy Story 3.
P.S. OH HEY THERE YOU THINK ANYONE WILL NOTICE IF I SNEAK UP HERE AND STEAL NOAH'S CHAIR WHILE RIPPING DOWN THIS BANNER ALL CASUAL-LIKE? WHAT UP LADIES I AM SO SMOOTH.