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America's Next Top Toddler Sensation Idol-Type Person

July 07, 2010

Look, so I can only half-pretend to know what a Justin Bieber is (and that one-half is all thanks to Miss Banshee's helpful field guide), but I am pretty sure that he has the same haircut as my 20-month old:

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*here's where I would insert some lyric from a Justin Bieber song if I knew any, so instead let's pretend he sings stuff like "ooh ohh baby I got your Cheerios right here" or something*

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There's a little girl in our neighborhood who likes chasing Ezra around and kissing him once she catches him. It must be the hair.

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Or the eyelashes.

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Or the stink-eye. You know, if she's Team Edward or some such shit. She did bite him that one time, now that I think about it. 

We taught him "raise the roof" awhile back and that's since morphed into...some kind of unfortunate-looking arm-flapping thing, but he can shake a mean booty. He loves Lady Gaga, Spoon and those God-awful picture books with the buttons that correspond with icons in the story and I GUESS the idea is to have kids follow along and press the right button at the right time but instead they just sit there hitting that one DOOP DOOP DEE DEE DOOP DOOP button over and over and over again God save us all from the MIDI-fied earworms. Everything else in the world is a drum. You just have to find a stick. Or a shoe. Or your hands. Or somebody else's hands. Or...you get the idea. HE IS JUST DRAWN TO THE RHYTHM.

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Also: LADIESSSSSSSSS!

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Word. 

Posted at 01:57 PM in Ezra | Permalink

Comments

Nah. His haircut is waaayyy better than JBiebz. Also, for the sake of humanity, let's pretend the little girl is Team Eric from True Blood and stay away from Team Edward.

Honestly, these cute picturey posts brighten my day so much. QTKIDSNOMNOMNOM.

Posted by: Kristen | July 07, 2010 at 02:02 PM

He's such a little man! So cute!

Posted by: Lindsay | July 07, 2010 at 02:04 PM

Ezra is WAAAY cooler than Justin Bieber and I don't need to know a thing about young Bieber to know that!

Posted by: Gina | July 07, 2010 at 02:08 PM

Love that kid!

Posted by: Cincy | July 07, 2010 at 02:10 PM

Nom. And also? Nom.

Posted by: Jen L. | July 07, 2010 at 02:12 PM

I used to think Ez and Noah looked very different...but in that second pic, I swear it is Noah! Whoa!

Posted by: Karen | July 07, 2010 at 02:16 PM

Maybe she chases him cause he is adorable. Just like his mama! Yeah, I went there. I swear I'm not a stalker or anything.

Posted by: Tricia | July 07, 2010 at 02:21 PM

Maybe she chases him cause he is adorable. Just like his mama! Yeah, I went there. I swear I'm not a stalker or anything.

Posted by: Tricia | July 07, 2010 at 02:21 PM

My boy does the "raise the roof" and "bump" and "word" things. We may or may not make him "word" for snacks. I think he thinks we're laughing with him. Oh bless 'em.

Posted by: Amber McN | July 07, 2010 at 02:26 PM

I laughed the hardest at the Team Edward part.

Posted by: heather | July 07, 2010 at 02:28 PM

I laughed the hardest at the Team Edward part.

Posted by: heather | July 07, 2010 at 02:28 PM

hilariously adorable. word.

Posted by: Kelley | July 07, 2010 at 02:35 PM

I'm thinking he's turning into a little boy and isn't it time for another?

Posted by: Wendy | July 07, 2010 at 02:55 PM

Wow, he is absolutely adorable!

Posted by: Jackie | July 07, 2010 at 02:58 PM

Quite possibly a contender for the best. post. ever.

Posted by: Lisa Z | July 07, 2010 at 03:04 PM

SO cute!

Posted by: Jess | July 07, 2010 at 03:25 PM

I was nearly overcome by the cuteness and almost died from it.

Posted by: Starbuck | July 07, 2010 at 03:30 PM

I've spent DAYS randomly yelling "it's so FLUFFY!!" from the Despicable Me trailer. Now, I think I shall have to add "word" to the end for emphasis. Ez, you rock!

Posted by: Tiffany | July 07, 2010 at 03:45 PM

Oh my. He is just so DAMN cute.

Posted by: Stephanie | July 07, 2010 at 04:03 PM

Super-frickin' cute!

Posted by: Suzy Q | July 07, 2010 at 04:13 PM

My son and Ezra should be besties as he also has out of control Bieber-hair and a passionate love of drumming. He is a month older than Ezra so I have a special place in my heart for your Ezra pics because they remind me of my son. :)

What is with those stupid books?? Who buys those?? I know it wasn't me but they are always in supply at my house for some reason. One of ours has a cat that sounds like it is being swung around by it's tail and maniacal, laughing baby. AAAAGH!

Posted by: MichelleH | July 07, 2010 at 04:17 PM

Tiffany,

I like the FLUFFY line, too! Fun to say! Not so fun to hear 20 times a day!

Posted by: Shannnon @nwaMotherlode | July 07, 2010 at 04:26 PM

We have a friend who is losing his hair...an adult..not a kid. He refers to men with good hair as, "Hollywood Hair". I think your little man has Hollywood Hair!

Posted by: Kathy at Wellness Roadtrip | July 07, 2010 at 05:51 PM

We have a friend who is losing his hair...an adult..not a kid. He refers to men with good hair as, "Hollywood Hair". I think your little man has Hollywood Hair!

Posted by: Kathy at Wellness Roadtrip | July 07, 2010 at 05:51 PM

I'm really glad to know what that line from Despicable Me actually says and not just because I've been yelling "It's a BUNNY!" every time I see that commercial. Um. Okay, that's exactly why. I blame the fact that I, uh, have no children. And I drink. 0:)

Posted by: Maxine Dangerous | July 07, 2010 at 06:08 PM

Ezra - rock on with your Bieber hair!

Posted by: Genie | July 07, 2010 at 06:25 PM

SO cute :) .

And I'm-a gonna call you on it, I think you DO know who Justin Bieber is ;) ;) lol. That "baby, baaaby" song Justin Bieber has, *is* similar to the "ohh cheerios" song...'too' similar to be coincidence... ;) .

(And no I'm not him tho my initials are the same. LOLS).

Posted by: JB | July 07, 2010 at 06:27 PM

Hella-cute! One of my one-year-old girls has pretty much the same 'do in brunette, but with bangs fast approaching the end of her nose (we've been putting off trimming for a month now). The other has her old man's wispy scraggles. It's just not fair.

Posted by: beta dad | July 07, 2010 at 06:58 PM

You're close on the Justin Bieber lyrics, actually. ;)

Posted by: Tracey | July 07, 2010 at 07:00 PM

I am a JBeibz h8r.

But now you have "baby, baby, cheeriooooooooohs, like baby, baby, cheeriooooooooohs" in my head.

THANX.

Ps: nom nom nom little chubby face!

Posted by: Jen | July 07, 2010 at 07:14 PM

I don't know who Justin Beiber is either, but I'm betting Ezra is more awesome than he is in all kinds of ways. This is a great photo post - the last two pics are hilarious!

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Posted by: Supra shoes | July 07, 2010 at 08:47 PM

Exactly HOW did that baby get to be 20 months old?? Who do we have to see about this?

Posted by: Lori | July 07, 2010 at 09:21 PM

My toddler starts to look like Russell Brand when his hair gets too long. It's unruly!

Posted by: Dina | July 07, 2010 at 09:27 PM

My toddler starts to look like Russell Brand when his hair gets too long. It's unruly!

Posted by: Dina | July 07, 2010 at 09:27 PM

Good golly he's adorable! WAY cuter than Justin whatshisface. Of course that little girl chases him and kisses him, he's such a cutie!

Posted by: Elizabeth @ Table for Five | July 07, 2010 at 11:12 PM

Good golly he's adorable! WAY cuter than Justin whatshisface. Of course that little girl chases him and kisses him, he's such a cutie!

Posted by: Elizabeth @ Table for Five | July 07, 2010 at 11:12 PM

Good golly he's adorable! WAY cuter than Justin whatshisface. Of course that little girl chases him and kisses him, he's such a cutie!

Posted by: Elizabeth @ Table for Five | July 07, 2010 at 11:12 PM

I call my little blondie "beiber baby" all the time! he is totally rocking the awesome swoopy side bangs as well.

ezra is adorbs!

Posted by: chloe | July 08, 2010 at 12:40 AM

Ezra is SUCH a dude :-)

Posted by: gemma | July 08, 2010 at 04:32 AM

He has ladykiller written all over him

Posted by: From Belgium | July 08, 2010 at 04:40 AM

Blue steel. Seriously.

Posted by: Clare | July 08, 2010 at 05:53 AM

This will show my inner dork and is a total compliment, but picture one made me chant Zoolander.... LOL.... go EZRA... you ROCK.

Posted by: Kim | July 08, 2010 at 09:21 AM

Oh, now I see the comment just before mine mentioned the same movie... LOL... great minds and all.

Posted by: Kim | July 08, 2010 at 09:25 AM

I do not understand Justin Beiber, but I'll buy whatever your kid is selling because seriously who could refuse that face?

Posted by: Kate | July 08, 2010 at 09:33 AM

I do not understand Justin Beiber, but I'll buy whatever your kid is selling because seriously who could refuse that face?

Posted by: Kate | July 08, 2010 at 09:33 AM

love the stink-eye! great!

Posted by: Heather Ben | July 08, 2010 at 09:54 AM

Toddler's taste in music is the best, because it makes no sense. Witness my son: he likes Lady Gaga too, horrible songs from the Fresh Beat show on Nick Jr., the Beatles (but only the Sgt. Pepper album), and, "One Day" by Matisyahu. What the hell?

Posted by: Mermil | July 08, 2010 at 10:31 AM

WHY do boys always get the long lashes?! It's totes unfair. My brother trims his with nail scissors because "they brush up aganist my sunglasses and it bothers me", well bless your little heart!

Posted by: Shelley | July 08, 2010 at 05:23 PM

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Posted by: Francis | July 14, 2010 at 06:06 AM

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