America's Next Top Toddler Sensation Idol-Type Person
July 07, 2010
Look, so I can only half-pretend to know what a Justin Bieber is (and that one-half is all thanks to Miss Banshee's helpful field guide), but I am pretty sure that he has the same haircut as my 20-month old:
*here's where I would insert some lyric from a Justin Bieber song if I knew any, so instead let's pretend he sings stuff like "ooh ohh baby I got your Cheerios right here" or something*
There's a little girl in our neighborhood who likes chasing Ezra around and kissing him once she catches him. It must be the hair.
Or the eyelashes.
Or the stink-eye. You know, if she's Team Edward or some such shit. She did bite him that one time, now that I think about it.
We taught him "raise the roof" awhile back and that's since morphed into...some kind of unfortunate-looking arm-flapping thing, but he can shake a mean booty. He loves Lady Gaga, Spoon and those God-awful picture books with the buttons that correspond with icons in the story and I GUESS the idea is to have kids follow along and press the right button at the right time but instead they just sit there hitting that one DOOP DOOP DEE DEE DOOP DOOP button over and over and over again God save us all from the MIDI-fied earworms. Everything else in the world is a drum. You just have to find a stick. Or a shoe. Or your hands. Or somebody else's hands. Or...you get the idea. HE IS JUST DRAWN TO THE RHYTHM.
Also: LADIESSSSSSSSS!
Word.


Nah. His haircut is waaayyy better than JBiebz. Also, for the sake of humanity, let's pretend the little girl is Team Eric from True Blood and stay away from Team Edward.
Honestly, these cute picturey posts brighten my day so much. QTKIDSNOMNOMNOM.
He's such a little man! So cute!
Ezra is WAAAY cooler than Justin Bieber and I don't need to know a thing about young Bieber to know that!
Love that kid!
Nom. And also? Nom.
I used to think Ez and Noah looked very different...but in that second pic, I swear it is Noah! Whoa!
Maybe she chases him cause he is adorable. Just like his mama! Yeah, I went there. I swear I'm not a stalker or anything.
Maybe she chases him cause he is adorable. Just like his mama! Yeah, I went there. I swear I'm not a stalker or anything.
My boy does the "raise the roof" and "bump" and "word" things. We may or may not make him "word" for snacks. I think he thinks we're laughing with him. Oh bless 'em.
I laughed the hardest at the Team Edward part.
I laughed the hardest at the Team Edward part.
hilariously adorable. word.
I'm thinking he's turning into a little boy and isn't it time for another?
Wow, he is absolutely adorable!
Quite possibly a contender for the best. post. ever.
SO cute!
I was nearly overcome by the cuteness and almost died from it.
I've spent DAYS randomly yelling "it's so FLUFFY!!" from the Despicable Me trailer. Now, I think I shall have to add "word" to the end for emphasis. Ez, you rock!
Oh my. He is just so DAMN cute.
Super-frickin' cute!
My son and Ezra should be besties as he also has out of control Bieber-hair and a passionate love of drumming. He is a month older than Ezra so I have a special place in my heart for your Ezra pics because they remind me of my son. :)
What is with those stupid books?? Who buys those?? I know it wasn't me but they are always in supply at my house for some reason. One of ours has a cat that sounds like it is being swung around by it's tail and maniacal, laughing baby. AAAAGH!
Tiffany,
I like the FLUFFY line, too! Fun to say! Not so fun to hear 20 times a day!
We have a friend who is losing his hair...an adult..not a kid. He refers to men with good hair as, "Hollywood Hair". I think your little man has Hollywood Hair!
We have a friend who is losing his hair...an adult..not a kid. He refers to men with good hair as, "Hollywood Hair". I think your little man has Hollywood Hair!
I'm really glad to know what that line from Despicable Me actually says and not just because I've been yelling "It's a BUNNY!" every time I see that commercial. Um. Okay, that's exactly why. I blame the fact that I, uh, have no children. And I drink. 0:)
Ezra - rock on with your Bieber hair!
SO cute :) .
And I'm-a gonna call you on it, I think you DO know who Justin Bieber is ;) ;) lol. That "baby, baaaby" song Justin Bieber has, *is* similar to the "ohh cheerios" song...'too' similar to be coincidence... ;) .
(And no I'm not him tho my initials are the same. LOLS).
Hella-cute! One of my one-year-old girls has pretty much the same 'do in brunette, but with bangs fast approaching the end of her nose (we've been putting off trimming for a month now). The other has her old man's wispy scraggles. It's just not fair.
You're close on the Justin Bieber lyrics, actually. ;)
I am a JBeibz h8r.
But now you have "baby, baby, cheeriooooooooohs, like baby, baby, cheeriooooooooohs" in my head.
THANX.
Ps: nom nom nom little chubby face!
I don't know who Justin Beiber is either, but I'm betting Ezra is more awesome than he is in all kinds of ways. This is a great photo post - the last two pics are hilarious!
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Exactly HOW did that baby get to be 20 months old?? Who do we have to see about this?
My toddler starts to look like Russell Brand when his hair gets too long. It's unruly!
My toddler starts to look like Russell Brand when his hair gets too long. It's unruly!
Good golly he's adorable! WAY cuter than Justin whatshisface. Of course that little girl chases him and kisses him, he's such a cutie!
Good golly he's adorable! WAY cuter than Justin whatshisface. Of course that little girl chases him and kisses him, he's such a cutie!
Good golly he's adorable! WAY cuter than Justin whatshisface. Of course that little girl chases him and kisses him, he's such a cutie!
I call my little blondie "beiber baby" all the time! he is totally rocking the awesome swoopy side bangs as well.
ezra is adorbs!
Ezra is SUCH a dude :-)
He has ladykiller written all over him
Blue steel. Seriously.
This will show my inner dork and is a total compliment, but picture one made me chant Zoolander.... LOL.... go EZRA... you ROCK.
Oh, now I see the comment just before mine mentioned the same movie... LOL... great minds and all.
I do not understand Justin Beiber, but I'll buy whatever your kid is selling because seriously who could refuse that face?
I do not understand Justin Beiber, but I'll buy whatever your kid is selling because seriously who could refuse that face?
love the stink-eye! great!
Toddler's taste in music is the best, because it makes no sense. Witness my son: he likes Lady Gaga too, horrible songs from the Fresh Beat show on Nick Jr., the Beatles (but only the Sgt. Pepper album), and, "One Day" by Matisyahu. What the hell?
WHY do boys always get the long lashes?! It's totes unfair. My brother trims his with nail scissors because "they brush up aganist my sunglasses and it bothers me", well bless your little heart!
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