For Anyone Considering a Second Child
Watch Out, Kobayashi

But They're a LIMITED EDITION!

Jason: Here, I got you something.

Amy: YAY I LIKE THINGS.

Amy: (pulls package from shopping bag)

Amy: What the fuck?

Jason: (cackles)

Amy: Jean diapers. You actually bought a pack of THE JEAN DIAPERS.

Jason: You know, for your blog.

Amy: (thinks)

Amy: I get the sense that this could be one of those moments that Ezra will one day point to and say "THAT. RIGHT THERE. IS WHERE SHIT GOT MESSED UP."

Jason: (thinks)

Jason: Maybe. 

Amy: (pulls ridiculous jean-patterned diaper from package)

Amy: OMG THEY HAVE A FAKE ZIPPER FLY ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

Jason: AND POCKETS. DID YOU SEE THE FAKE POCKETS.

Amy & Jason: HA HA HA HA HA.

Amy: We're total cloth diaper snobs now, aren't we?

Jason: Yep. I'll go get the baby.

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(For the record, Ezra: While the gimmicky diaper was ALL YOUR FATHER'S IDEA, please note that you cannot blame us for your choice of footwear, as the knock-off Crocs are all you. As in, you dug them out of a box of hand-me-downs, put them on all by yourself, and now scream and tantrum if we ever try to take them off or suggest you wear anything else. Last night you tried to wear them to bed.) 

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(Don't look at me like that.) 

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(HEE!)

Comments

maria

that LOOK!! I think he is on to you!! :)

Sirena

I love it! And I love the For the Record CYA re: the orange crocs. Well thought-out.
And, who is the little boy wearing the jean diaper? Because it looked too much like a slim, lean and grown-up little boy to be your little, chubby-leg-and-elbowed baby. A stand-in, perhaps?

Delora

awww, there's not one ounce of baby fat left on him *sniff*

You can do one worse than the Jeans Diapers. Pamper's has a line designed by Cynthia Rowley. They're like the Vera Bradley is butts.

denice

but except for one thing: why?

Jennifer

Yes...saw the Cynthia Rawley diapers at Target the other day... Makes me all the more grateful for my cloth diaper snobbery!

Kendra

I love those diapers. They make me giggle every single time. I refuse to buy them, but only because I won't pay extra for the chance to let my kid poop someplace pretty. If they want that, I'll buy a really attractive toilet and they can go nuts. But I watch a baby who's been wearing them lately, and they make me smile every time. Almost as much as Ezra's croc-walk.

Margie K

My does he look studley! No more baby pudge!

Never seen the ads.

adequatemom

AWE. SOME. Way to support the blog effort, Jason! :-)

Jennifer S.

OMG...adorable & hilarious! & I agree with the comment above about the crocs - the small the foot the better they look

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