THINGS THAT WOKE ME UP LAST NIGHT:
1) My husband snoring at 12:17 am.
2) A mislabeled calendar reminder making my phone vibrate on the nightstand at 3:00 am instead of pm, which then kept me up another hour because I had to think about OMG THAT THING I HAVE TO DO AT 3:00 PM over and over again.
3) My dog puking at 6:12 am.
THINGS THAT DID NOT WAKE ME UP LAST NIGHT:
1) The 3.4 magnitude earthquake at 5:04 am. Was it fun?