Since so many of you asked, no, we were not able to figure out the mystery of Bearius Care in time for Noah's birthday. So instead we attempted to distract him with a lot of Star Wars crap and brightly-colored wrapping paper. It worked.
Didn't stop us from trying to make it up to him a few weeks later, once we discovered what he was actually talking about.
So it wasn't a young Captain Kirk action figure with a vintage convertible and super-extreme cliff-clutching action, but he did happily identify it as the "grown-up Bearius Care ship."
So I think we did pretty okay.
(Here. Sorry. I think the other one wanted some attention or something.)
LIVE LONG AND PROSPERCHEEEEEEEEEEEESE.