He's Right, You Know
November 30, 2010
Me: So. Noah.
Noah: LOOK OUT! DINOSAURS!
Me: What? Oh. Listen.
Noah: THE DINOSAURS ARE GOING TO EAT OUR THANKSGIVING, MOMMY.
Me: Awesome. Listen. For real. Mommy and Daddy have something important to tell you.
Me: Well...Mommy is going to have another baby.
Me: You're going to have another baby brother or sister! What do you think?
Noah: But we already HAVE a baby.
Me: Yeah, but...
Noah: Another baby would be TOO MUCH BABIES.
Me: I think we'll...
Noah: And our house will be TOO FULL. WITH BABIES.
Me: Maybe we'll get a bigger house someday, then.
Noah: ARGH FIIIINE.
Me: So are you okay? Another baby brother or sister is okay?
Noah: It's too much babies.
Me: Yeah, probably. Do you want some pumpkin pie now?
Noah: Uh-huh. But not for the baby. Babies don't get any pie.
A few minutes later...
Me: Yes, buddy?
Noah: Can I watch the baby come out of you this time?
Me: Uh. No.