From the Boy Who Brought You "Fuckles"
April 13, 2011
(Actual word-for-word transcript from actual video taken on Monday, which is sadly not exactly suitable for public consumption because one of the on-camera participants was only clad in his underwear, and the other one decided to take off his pants at some point during the conversation as well, and I don't really remember why that was exactly, but they were also standing on top of a wobbly rattan ottoman they'd placed on top of an unsteady upholstered storage bench so they could yell HI! HI! HI! out an open window to random strangers on the street, and then Ezra attempted to climb out the window entirely so really the near-nudity thing was the least of the problems we had going on that day.)
Noah: The people in Japan need our help!
Amy: Really? Why do they need our help?
Noah: Because the earthquake and the wave. And all the guys had to run away! Like this!
Noah: *mimes running motions with fingers across his torso*
Amy: The guys?
Noah: Yeah, the guys! Had to run away from the earthquake and the wave, and then everything got broken.
Amy: So how can we help Japan? What should we do?
Noah: We should FIX IT.
Amy: How can we do that?
Noah: The builder-fixers!
Amy: The builder-fixers?
Noah: Yes, they know everything about building. AND fixing. So we send the builder-fixers to Japan, and they will help, and things won't be broken anymore.
(At this point video derails into some random sibling-on-sibling body slamming and ottoman-rocking and the aforementioned escape attempt by Ezra who managed to get one foot up and onto the lowered window pane and both curtain panels in his fists and then the filmmaker suddenly wakes the fuck up and sees how this is all going to end [HINT: HORRIBLY] and finally puts the camera down to go rescue her children from their own damn selves.)