Okay, this is my last post about BlogHer*, I promise. After this, it's back to baby pictures and...um...kid pictures and...I don't know. Deodorants or whatever the hell.
Plus, I'll make this short, because this video pretty much says it all, and says it better:
Thanks so much to Ryan of Pacing the Panic Room for -- once again! -- putting together the perfect video of Sparklecorn (AKA The Party That Led Me Briefly Into a Life of Crime & Grand Theft Luggage Cart). And for making the part where I climbed on the table to take bites directly out of the butts of the unicorn cake seem a little less trashy than I think it actually probably was.
And thanks to everyone who came to the party and danced and laughed and smiled and wore your sparkliest. I hope you had fun.
Me? I danced my ass off and my hair flat. I can't wait for next year. WATCH YOUR BACK, LUGGAGE CARTS OF NEW YORK CITY. THE SPARKLECORN COMETH AND IT KNOWS TO DOUBLE-CHECK THAT IT'S NOT IN NEW JERSEY THIS TIME.
*Unless y'all are interested in hearing about my misadventures of traveling across the country as a nursing mother sans baby but overloaded with breast pump accessories.**
**Note that no matter what answer you technically give, I am probably going to talk about it anyway.