For the record:
1) He did great.
2) Dude Teacher is a bona fide rockstar hit.
3) Lady Teacher has "Kill" in her name (Killian) and thus requires more time to determine if she is a Bad Guy or not.
3a) This may a job for the Spy Kids.
3b) If you want to be a Spy Kid, you just need to wear a belt. Duh.
3c) It sounds to me like the Spy Kids' recruitment requirements may have gone downhill over the course of four movies and the advent of Aroma-Scope, but I'm clearly not the expert here.
4) He is a little bummed that he isn't able to read fluently yet, since the fifth graders corrected his reading of the words BUS STOP this morning. "Actually, that says STORM DRAIN," they said. "But good try!"
5) I still get hugs.
5a) And kisses.
5b) Even in front of the fifth graders.