DON'T BE FOOLED
And On Third Thought...

On Second Thought, Hell No

The principal at Noah's school called us mid-day on Friday. She abruptly dropped an oh-HI-THERE-just-wanted-to-let-you-know-something-we're-changing bomb, in that sweet disarming way only cheerful elementary school ladies can. And after I hung up I stared at the phone for awhile, trying to figure out what just happened and why.

The change in question felt like...not a good change, or at the very least felt like a change we should have been able to say "no thank you" to, or discussed a little further, instead of what it was: On Monday we're moving your child out of his morning homeroom, and sending him directly to the special education classroom. Try to give him a heads' up over the weekend, kthxbye.

A flurry of emails among the other parents with children in the special education class confirmed that I was not alone in my unease. The "change" seemed to fly in the face of the program our children are in (small, self-contained classroom only when necessary, integrate at all other times), in the face of our IEPs, our right to be involved in these sorts of decisions ahead of time, and our right not to be fed a line of complete horseshit, just because the school is overcrowded and overwhelmed and hey! You know what's easy? Move the special ed kids out. A couple less kids for the general education teachers to have to deal with in the morning. Tell the parents it's a transitioning problem, or something, and we're only talking 10-15 minutes or so a day, no big deal, right? 

TL;DR version: Big deal. Somebody hold my earrings. 

UPDATE: Oh, school. How hast thou violated my child's IEP? Let me count the ways. In excruciating, exhaustive detail, cuz I gots alllll afternoon and every piece of paper you have ever sent me EVER:

IEPbomb
You fools! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a compulsive paperwork hoarder when her kid is on the line!" MWA HA HA HA

Comments

greg

forgot...so outraged am i. not licensed to practice law in your area BUT i sure am HERE which means i can offer at least clear thinking and high level research ability pro bono. i can find out what to do in DC/maryland/virginia or whichever state is relevant for this if you need to throw out the "i'm gonna lawyer up" card. serious and for free. i am a corporate trial lawyer specializing in consumer claims and class action medical damages. i am available to you if you wish. not an empty offer - e-mail me if you think i can help

Jonathan

Law suit - as an elementary administrator - not good for the school.

Dawn

Mid-Friday, for a Monday morning change for a change-averse kid?

Are you SURE these people have education degrees?

It's best not to get me started on schools and how they're run and how teachers behave. My younger daughter has a fairly simple to deal with learning disability and they couldn't even handle that properly. At 22, she still believes she's "stupid" due to all the crap that was laid on her by the "professionals" that staff our schools.

Bit. Chizz. Go all crazy on they asses.

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