So I had this whole post planned for today, but this whole post centered around some photos I took with my real camera (I know, fancy, right?) instead of my phone, and thus everything depended on getting those photos off the real camera and I have now spent two! hours! looking for my memory card reader and then 20! minutes! trying every USB cable in the house, and yet the photos remain solidly, irrevocably trapped on the memory card because this is what happens when I try to like, not do things half-assed like usual. Lesson: NEVER TRY. AIM LOW.
I'm telling you all this because I feel like I should at least earn partial credit.
Anyway, here are some pictures I took with my phone.
And you know I have a good dozen more semi-identical photos of him sitting here in that same spot, making variations on the same two faces, so I would just count your lucky stars that I didn't post them all and move along. There is nothing to see here.
(DEAR MEMORY CARD READER STOP RUINING EVERYTHING WHAT THE HELL I JUST SAW YOU YESTERDAY COME BACK PLEASE)
(DEAR AMAZON KINDLE GOOD NEWS I FOUND YOUR POWER CORD SO NOW IF I COULD JUST REMEMBER WHERE I LEFT YOU WE'LL BE GOOD TO GO)
(DEAR A/C ADAPTOR OF MYSTERY PLEASE GIVE ME A HINT BECAUSE I'M TOO AFRAID TO THROW YOU OUT)
(DEAR SELF STOP YELLING AT YOUR ELECTRONICS THEY DON'T HAVE EARS)