I'm sorry, Internet, were you saying something?
We've got a baby in a laundry basket WEARING A COMICALLY OVERSIZED HAT, over here.
Is there another mommyblog on earth that can give you ALL THAT, AND MORE, plus an additional four or five whole totally original sentences? There is? Which... Oh. All of them? Really?
Well then. Nothing to see here, moving right along.
Good call, Mom, before someone else sees those jeans.